Random Little Things

(R)Puns and Jokes Every Day of The Week

So let me start off by saying,

THIS IS AN EVERY DAY THING NOW!

It's the same routine every day. Has not changed.

And it's the same person every time.

They are always telling jokes or puns.

But see the thing is, they are the corniest🌽 jokes/puns in the world.

This is what the people in my class do before or after the joke.

And you WILL do one of the following when they say a joke or pun:

A) Face palm.
B) Laugh because of how corny the joke was and not at the actual joke.
C) Walk out of the room.
D) Just tell the person to stop while their ahead.
Or E) Just give up on humanity completely.

I could go all the way to Z and still not have enough letters to tell you what you would do.

Ok, now no one in the class means this in a mean way and I don't mean this in a mean way. It's just the jokes/puns are crazy.

They do brighten up my day not going to lie but if you just listen to one of the puns you will see what I mean.

STORY TIME WITH LIZZY!!

We were all coming from advisory check-in and had just walked into Living Environment.

So the teacher was waiting at the door watching the kids come in.

The class was all over the place trying to get our text books out and get to our seats so it was the perfect time for a joke.

So they go to the front of the class and is like "Does anyone want to hear a joke?!"

Some people said no but they said it anyway.

By this time they had gotten the whole classes attention.

How the joke went-
"Why couldn't Lucy go on the swing?"

"Why?" Everyone sighed.

"Because she had no arms!"

Everyone face palms.

"Wait wait. I have another one."

"oh no" was what everyone was thinking.

"Why couldn't Lucy join the military?"

"Why?"

"Because she couldn't be apart of the armed force!"

Then someone always shouts something along the lines of "THAT JOKE WAS CORNY AF!!"

And everyone nods in agreement.

By now the teacher is just staring at them shaking their head probably thinking "I actually give up on humanity"

END OF STORY TIME!!!

And this is true too. I don't know how they find/come up with these jokes but some times they are funny.

And when they tell the teachers the jokes they just stare at them like they have hundred heads.

It is the funniest thing in the world.

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You are probably thinking right now 'WHAT IS THIS TWO TIMES IN ONE DAY AND IT IS NOT THE WEEKEND!?'

I know, but I am trying to get back to this book. And I will try to have a chapter out later to day in TNLOATGA (The Normal Life Of A Teenage Girl.... Almost).