•BTS When you ask them to buy Napkin

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Jin: Can't you just use lettuce instead? /hands you a lettuce/ Gurl, your wasting your money if you could just use your handkerchiefs. /makes excuses not to buy napkins/ Use your towel, blah, blah?



Rapmonster: Use my hand instead. ( ・ิω・ิ)



Jhope: Okeyeu! /buys you tissue/ Y/n~ HERES YOUR NAPKIN!!! NEIGH!! *runs away*

You: Jhope!! ٩(๑òωó๑)۶




Jimin: Why use napkins if you could just use my.. /takes off his pants/ ʕ•̀ω•́ʔ✧




Suga: Go buy on your own you lazy woman. /goes to his room and sleeps/




Jungkook: Umm.. W-Whats napkin? (^・^)

You: Jun--

Jin: Come here Jungkook! /pulls Jungkook away from you/ WHO ARE YOU TO LET MY BABY BUY YOU A NAPKIN YOU UGLY PEASANT! /walks away with Jungkook on his arms/ Let's go baby~ I prepared your milk already

Jungkook: Milk?! Yey! ٩(♡ε♡ )۶

You: srysly




V: /confused what's a napkin/ AHA! BWI KNOWS NOW!

You: Well then good. Go buy me now. ( 一一)

V: OKI! ヽ(^。^)ノ

V: /buys a condom/  HERE'S YOUR NAPKIN Y/N! ヽ(^o^)丿

You: V! THIS IS NOT A NAPKIN!!

V: B-But I saw Eomma Baek used that. (>ω<)
(Hmmmmmmm and for whom did he used it?  ლ(´ڡ'ლ)


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