BTS Scenarios

•BTS as your Brother

You: Oppa can I--

Jin: No. No and no! You can't touch my makeups and my dresses and my mario. They're mine. And if you want one. Go buy on your own.

You: But I just want my allowance. ←_←

Jin: What?! /throws a Mario stuff toy at you/ That's your allowance. No more. No less.

Rapmonster: Hey sis what you doi--- THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE IN MY SISTERS ROOM YOU JAMLESS KID?! /angrily points at the innocent Jimin standy/ ( •̀ㅁ•́;)

You: Oppa. It's just a standy. (・・;)

Rapmonster: WHAT?! /grabs the Jimin standy/ Why do u have this kind of things in your room?! Do you like that jamless kid?! TELL ME THE TRUTH YOUNG WOMA--

You: Oh shut up oppa. It's just our project!

Rapmonster: PROJECT?! WHY-- IS IT-- WHY THIS-- UGH!! OK. /walks out bcos of depression/ (¯―¯٥)

You: /Kisses the Jimin standy/ Your so cutie cutie cutie.. muah muaaah!! Hihi Don't be shy~ Oppa doesn't know~ ❤(ӦｖӦ｡)

Rapmonster: /peeks at your room/ dfq

You: O-Oppa! (゜゜)

Rapmonster: Did u just? /faints/

Suga: /sleeping/ Mmmmhh zzzmmm

You: /wearing his golden chainz while taking a selfie/ SWAG. SWAG. SWAG. ʕ•ٹ•ʔ

You: O-Oppa.. (T_T)

Jhope: /looks at you/ What is it little sister? Why~ Why areu youeu sadeu? /hugs you/ Is there somethingeu wrongeu? (･ัω･ั)

You: V and I broke up /cries/ (TдT)

Jhope: /shocked/ W-What? Why? (゜゜)

You: H-He said he already l-love somebody elseu! ( ；∀；)

Jhope: R-Really? W-Well...

You: Oppa .. I understand that you love V .. I'll try to move on .. /walks out/ (つд⊂)ｴｰﾝ

Jhope: Omeu.. Whyeu is thiseu happeningeu to useu. . /calls V and cries on his shoulders/

(VHope feelszx man.. (ﾉД')ｼｸｼｸ )

Jimin: Sis. You got jams there? (TдT)

You: Still searching. . (･ัω･ั)

(Jamless siblings! (≧▽≦)

Jungkook: Who r you?! Why are you eating mommies boobbies!! Its mine!! /pulls you away from Jin's boobbies/ (pfft!! XD)

You: /cries/

Jungkook: /stops and stares at your face/ You.. my.. sister? (゜゜)

You: /slaps Jungkooks face/ /laughs/

Jungkook: You.. cute.. (ㆁωㆁ*)

You: I know rayt. (^_-)

Jungkook: U CAN TALK?! Σ(ﾟДﾟ)

You: Wut d u think of me?! ←_←

Jungkook: (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

V: /stares at your sleeping face/ I wonder how eomma and appa made us. (@_@)

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