BTS Scenarios

•BTS as your Dad

Pfft. I don't want them to be my daddy.. (@_@) I want them as a boyfriend.. /walks out/

Look at the picture bish. They all look soo hot. Whyeu! Especially our fetus Kookie. Whyeu!!!!! (ﾉД')ｼｸｼｸ

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Jin: Young lady. Why aren't you wearing pink?! I TOLD YOU TO WEAR THE PINK DRESS I BOUGHT TO YOU! ( •̀ㅁ•́;)

You: *rolls eyes* Dad, Im a boy.

Jin: wut? Σ(ﾟДﾟ)

You: /walks out and wears shades/

Rapmonster: Hey young man. So your ready? /teaches you how to drive a car at a young age/

Jin: /watches you both from a far/ Why-- this is-- I don't understand?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOI-- DONT TELL ME--- My daughter i-is a L-LESBIAN?! (ﾉД')ｼｸｼｸ

Suga: /sleeping/

You: Dad. ( 一一)

Suga: wut? (@_@)

You: It's dinner already. ( 一一)

Suga: Oh. /stands up and goes out/

You: Nyehehe~ /jumps on the bed and sleeps/ (*_*)

Suga: *shakes head* Your just like you mother. /looks at the picture of his wife/ I hope your happy now with God, I miss you soo much.. /cries secretly/

(I don't know whats got into me that I let Yoongi experience this kind of life. Huhuhu~ don't worry Yoongi. Im happy here with God. Pfft. )

Jhope: /sees you crying/ WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU MY CHILD?! ARE YOU HURT?! TELL ME WHAT HAPPENEDD!!! Σ(ﾟДﾟ)

You: *laughs* Im just acting. Looks like Im going to pass the acting audition just by looking at your faceu dad. I made you believe that Im actually cryingeu! HAHAHA!

Jhope: Are you really my daughter? NO FUNEU NO FUNEU! ( 一一) /walks out/

Jimin: My--

You: DAD! A BOY CAME TO ME AND SAID THAT YOU DON'T HAVE JAMS AND I ALSO DONT HAVE JAMS BCOS YOU ARE MY DAD THAT MAKES ME A JAMLESS DAUGHTER!! (TдT) /cries/

Jimin: *touches your cheeks* My love, what is the name of the boy?

You: Jungkook Kim Jr!! /cries/

Jimin I KNEW IT! (－－〆)

Jungkook: / driving the car/ Hey son. What's with the face?

KookieJr: AN UGLY GIRL PUNCH MY KOOKIE! /the kid shouted and touched his kookie/ (if u know what I mean (^^)

Jungkook: *laughs* Well? She wouldn't punch your Kookie if you didn't make her feel bad? What did u do this time? Who is this girl? Your girlfriend?

KookieJr: *shakes head* She's the daughter of the Jamless man your telling me. I told her that she got no jams just like her father then she got mad and punched my kookie!! She's such a brute! ٩(๑'^´๑)۶

Jungkook: /speechless/

KookieJr: Daddy!! Are u listening?! ٩(๑òωó๑)۶

Jungkook: Did you see her dad? How was he? Is he ok-- umm.. Nevermind.. *shakes head* Just don't do it next time son. It's bad, she's a girl and you should respect girls. Ok?

KookieJr: /confused/ But you told me--

Jungkook: Just... Don't do it again.. ←_←

KookieJr: (・へ・)

V: Where's your mom?

W: In my heart. ＼(◎o◎)／

V: Ok.

V: U are really my son.. /hugs W/

W: ヽ(^。^)ノ

V:ヽ(^o^)丿

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