Crazier Than Most (Book ONE){Completed}

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                Chapter Four: Aunt Harley and Headache's

I opened the bathroom door and went into the bedroom to find a woman with blonde hair, she had one side with some blue and the other with some pink, she chewed bubble gum and had a smile.

"About time, it took you like five hours to wake up and one to just shower, I told Puddin' not to knock ya out" she said and jumped up from the bed scaring me, she grinned "What's wrong? Scared of your aunt? Ooh the dress did fit you well."

I just looked at her "Your Harley? Harley Quinn?" I said, she smiled and popped her gum "And your my niece Bailee Crater. We need to do something about that name" she said, then walked to the door.

"Come on, I told my Puddin' that as soon as you were ready I would take you downstairs to meet him properly."

I followed her out which was a little hard to -I cannot walk in heels- we walked down into a room that I am guessing is supposed to be the living room.

A man stood in the corner staring out the window, he was leaning on a cane "Mistah J, meet my niece, Bailee meet my Puddin' Pie" she said and he turned around.

"Your the one who knocked me out" I said and crossed my arms, he smirked "Your welcome for the rescue" he told me, I looked up at my supposed to be aunt and she smiled at him then me.

"Why are you not smiling?"

I just looked at her "You abandoned me at some.. Psycho place then you decide to rescue me?" I asked, she frowned "I was in that Asylum for twelve years aunt Harley" I told her.

"I know but, I just-I just wanted you to be safe" she told me, I shrugged.

"Whatever.. may I leave now?"

"Leave?" Harley asked, I nodded.

"I haven't been out in the real world in years and I want to see it" I said.

Joker came over and wrap a arm around Harley "She is right, I think she needs to go out in the nightlife" he said.

I crossed my arms "Alone" I said, he smiled and shook his head.

"Your not officially seventeen, can't have you going out alone.. or causing any havoc."

I smiled sweetly "I have been trapped in a box for twelve years, my temper has went up and I promised... someone that I would be free for the both of us. I'll be damned if I am going back on my word."

He looked at me "I like you" he said, I blinked.

The famous Joker of Gotham likes me?

"You got fire.. let us just see how much fire you got" he said and started for the door, Harley squealed and followed him.. I guess I should follow her then.

We went to a car and Harley grabbed a big long box from it, she smiled "While Puddin' was busting ya out of Arkham I went shopping and got you a small gift" she told me and held the box for me to open.

I pulled the lid off and slung it to the side, inside was a baseball bat it was red and black with a white handle.

She squealed "You like?"

I ran my hand down it and blinked "Why this?"

She made a noise and rolled her eyes "So we can have some fun" she said, I looked at her then looked up at a street light that lit the driveway up, I got a idea as I smirked.

"Yeah.. some fun" I said as I shot the balbat up and it busted out the street light, it landed back down in my hand as glass flew around HArley shrieked and ducked as the Joker took cover from the glass.

I took off running down the side walk then the street.

No way in hell am I staying with the woman that abandoned me in a damn asylum.