dedicated to: @lilmonkey13 bc her fb/pjo book was the first ever pjo/hoo fanfic i read <3
An idea popped into my head. And here it is. Hope u enjoy. Da disclaimr: I don't own Percy Jackson. Nor am I Rick Riordan. For all i know, i'm a normal fan girl who is obsessed with this website.
Thalia Grace has Joined Facebook
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Percy Jackson: tuk u long enof
Annabeth Chase: 1. * Took * You * Enough come on Seaweed Brain. 2. Percy be nice! and 3. Congrats Thalia! :)
Thalia Grace: Well at least SOMEONE appreciates my joining of Facebook. not like SOME people...... * Rolls eyes at Percy and smiles at annabeth *
Annabeth Chase: haha. why didn't you make an account soonr or latr?
Percy Jackson: *Le eye roll* *sooner *later come on Wise Girl.
Nicodi Angelo: Hey guys! wow. Annabeth really used a short cut? Piper did you charm speak her?
Piper McLean: What!? No!
Nicodi Angelo: ok.
Piper McLean: wait. charm speak works over internet?
Aphrodite: with a little help from Hermes and Me yes Honey.
Thalia Grace: why Hermes?
Hermes: Wow. Great. Internet is what demigods are obsessed with these days and no one even the children of the one who created internet know who created the internet.
Travis Stoll: wait dad you
Conner Stoll: created the internet?
Percy Jackson: i think we got off topic here. And Stolls, finishing each others sentences, really?
The Stolls Blog: AAAHHHHH!!!!!!! CODE RED! PERCY'S RESPONSIBLE! APOCALYPSE! IT'S HAPPENING! WE'RE PASSING THE SEA OF MONSTERS! THINGS ARE CHANGING! HELP!
Athena: * Chokes on nectaroni and cheese * WHAT?! Perseus Jackson is responsible? impossible! and boys really, finishing off each other's sentences? i thought Hermes was better.....
Hermes: Hey!
Travis Stoll:Hey!
Conner Stoll:hey!
The Stolls Blog: hey!
Thalia Grace: seriously guys, can't we just celebrate my new account before Artemis will send us hunting and leaving CHB?
Jason Grace: i read the whole conversation. Piper you charm spoke Annabeth to use short cuts?
Annabeth Chase, Athena, Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace and Nico di Angelo like this comment.
Piper McLean: Uuuummmmm................................
Jason Grace: I'm gonna take that comment as a yes.
Percy Jackson: piper run! save yourself! go to bunker 9! hide! go where ever Annabeth can't find you! Go where ever!
Piper McLean has logged off.
Leo Valdez: Bunker 9 is currently unavailable due to some haywire machines and inventions. Please don't go into Bunker 9 without my permission. Don't go within a 1 mile radius. It will be open to The Seven by maybe until Annabeth Chase has gotten over the fact that Piper McLean charm spoke her.
Leo Valdez: phew. that was a typeful.
Annabeth Chase: WHERE IS SHE! oh, bunker 9. cool. see ya there! * Runs off to bunker 9 to kill piper with an oddly VERY RED chainsaw *
Annabeth Chase has logged off.
Clarisse 'la Rue: hey has anyone seen a chain saw? one of the Ares Cabin lost a bloody one.
Thalia Grace: Uuummmm................................. A certain blonde-haired gray-eyed daughter of Athena may or may not have stolen it to slaughter and/or mane a certain brown-haired daughter of Aphrodite that's last name is McLean........................
Clarisse 'la Rue: Ugghhh!!!! Stupid demigods......
Aphrodite: look who's talkin', demigod!
Athena: Annabeth is NOT stupid!
Clarisse 'la Rue: where are they?
Percy Jackson: everything's gonna happen at bunker 9. somebody grab the popcorn!
Clarisse 'la Rue: i'll be there to get the saw.
Percy Jackson: bring some popcorn.
Clarisse 'la Rue: kay. grab some drinks, punk.
Leo Valdez: i've got a fridge with snacks.
Percy Jackson: With candy?
Leo Valdez: yes, yes with candy.
Percy Jackson: WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD ME ABOUT IT!???!?!?!?!???!?!!!?!!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!
Leo Valdez: 'cuz i knew you'd freak...
Percy Jackson: HHHMMMMPPPPPHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFF....................................................................................... HOW DARE YOU KEEP THIS AWAY FROM ME?!!!??!?!?!!!?!!???!!?!?
Thalia Grace: guys not now! Will's injured! we found him by the Big House! Log off and let's go!
