Why Do I Even Date Him? And Late Valentine's Day

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Leo Valdez has updated his status:

Alright guys! The fact that we missed Valentine's Day has given me an idea! Cheesy pick up line contest! Every boy who loves or likes a girl can join! Oh, and you can do 2 pick up lines!

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Piper McLean: *acts like a responsible mom* Oh ,Leo.... For that do my Camp Chores for a week.

Jona Jackson: Why do I even date him?

Jason Grace has updated his status:

Hey Piper McLean, Are you a theif?

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Piper McLean: *blushes at cheesiness* why?

Jason Grace: Cuz you stole my heart. ;) 

Aphrodite: AWWWW! Jiper!

Piper McLean: Way to ruin the moment, mom.

Jason Grace: Why are you even here, anyway?

Piper McLean: Are you like the judge or something?

Aphrodite: Fyi, yes. Yes, I am. So I'll give you 8.9

Jason Grace: Only 8.9!?

Aphrodite: Yup! It wasn't original.

Frank Zhang has updated his status:

Hey Hazel, do you know why your eyes are gold?

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Hazel Levesque: No, do you?

Frank Zhang: Yup. Your eyes are gold because your the same worth as the thing.

Hazel Levesque: Aww.

Aphrodite: Aww, such a cute Frazel,moment. 9! Nine for Frank!

Jason Grace: Hmph. *scoff*

Leo Valdez: Lol. 

Percy Jackson has updated his status:

Hey Annabeth, can you smile for me?

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Annabeth Chase:   Sure...? *smiles*

Percy Jackson: Great. That's all the light I need. :D 

Aphrodite: Hmm, its not very good, but since your my second fave couple, I'll give you a...... 7.8

Frank Zhang: HA! Can't anyone beat my score?

Jason Grace: HA! Oh, Jackson.

Frank Zhang: I'm still better than you all.

Percy And Jason: -_- And Leo?

Leo Valdez: Look a wh- what?

Percy And Jason: Don't say it.

Leo Valdez: it. Haha. I said it. 

Jona Jackson: lol.

Travis Stoll has updated his status:

Hey Katie, can you ditch the flowers?

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Katie Gardner: No. Why?

Travis Stoll: Cuz I don't wanna see any beautiful flowers but you.

Aphrodite: Aww. Adorable, Tratie. Adorable. 9 for Travis!

Frank Zhang: :O say what now? 

Travis Stoll: OH YEAH!

Frank Zhang: -_-

Frank Zhang: And Leo?

Leo Valdez: Yup?

Frank Zhang: Don't say Look A Whale!

Leo Valdez: 1. Fine. Look! A chinese whale! 2. Don't have to. You already said it!

Zeus has updated his status:

I cannot think of a great pick up line for my dear Hera, so I will just create a storm that is shaped as a heart.

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Leo Valdez: Great! It's PERFECT for my pick up line!

938,986 cheesy pick up lines later......

Leo Valdez has updated his status:

Alright! Since every guy has done his cheesy pick up lines, I guess it's my turn.

Hey Jona, you know if I had a star for each time I say and or think that I love you and you're perfect, I'd have more stars than all of the seven galaxies.

And for the second pick up line...

No wonder the sky's black, all the blue's in your eyes.

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Jona Jackson: *blushes*

Aphrodite: AWWWW! You totally beat Percabeth! 10! Ten for Leona!

Travis and Frank: Darn it.

Aphrodite: Well you people didn't read that you could do TWO rounds. And I thought Frank was non-dyslexic...... 


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