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Angel: Bing Bong?
Ella: Bing Bong.
Angel: AAAHHHHHHH
Ella: AAAAAHHHHHHHH
Ava: Bing Bong?
Ella and Angel: shut up, Bong Bing. (Under their breaths) little shit.
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Ava: ...
Ella: ...
Angel:: ...

(A bit later when. camping)

Angel: AAAHAHAHAHhh NO GET OFF ME
Ella: wtf
*park rangers walk into camp*
PR1: we heard screaming. Everything okaii?
Angel: ( angel is going to be switched to 'me;' )
Me: *whisper* who r these ppl
Ella: park rangers dumbass.
PR2: UM. Bitch we're the park rangers.
Me: oh. IT WAS JUST A MOth. Btw park ranger two u have a gay voice.
PR2: kill yourself slut
PR1: uhh
(The next day)

Ella and Me: ANd I WAS LIKE BING BONG~ BING BONG~ BING BONG OHHHHH! LIKE BING BONG~ BING BONG~ BING BONG OHHHHHHH! THOUT YOU'D ALWAYS BE BING BONGS!!

Parents in the front seats of car b like: white children b crazy

(Later)

Ava: if u build me a boathouse on minecraft I let u watch Family Guy with Ella.

Me: bitch no.

Ava: well then u get no family guy stoopid.

Ella: fuk u u lil homo bitch.

Me: um

Ava: ..

Ella: too far?

Me and Ava: too far.

THIS WAS FUCKING WEIRD.

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