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(Riley is my cousin lmao)

Josh: hey Riley u wanna come play in the forest
Riley: umm not really
Josh: why not Riley
Riley: BECAUSE I SAID NO YOU DUMFUKKKKKK GO EAT MAGGIES BUTTHOLE
Josh: Riley I DONT  APPRECIATE YOUR USE OF LANGUAGE YOU FAT GIRAFFE
Riley: IM TELLING! YOUR AN ASS NUGGET
Me: shut up you dumb fukkkkk cappuccinos
Riley: shut up Angel or I'll grope you
Josh: ok I'm telling u dick ballerina
Josh: Susan!!
Auntie Susan: yes u little mistake from hell what do u want
Josh: they're bullying me *crying like a fuckboi*
Auntie Susan: i don't fucking care you little shit
Josh: bye then

Me: *just observing everything from a distance*

(Later)

Me: and I-I-I-i-i~ will always love you-u-u-u-u~
Quinn: I... Me too ;3;
Me: r-really?
Quinn: fuck yeah
Me: omg!!
Quinn: um. Yeah let's get married and have like.. 16 kids!! Even though we're 15!
Me: bitch please
Quinn: ;3;
Me: jk. When were older. That's like child porn dood.. Sicko.
Quinn: sorry.
Me: k.
Quinn: I- uh.. Do you still wanna..?
Me: no bitch

Boi to anyone, especially my t.o.p bud, Riley is my gross perverted cousin lol

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