Me: holy shirts today i saw a duck.
Leafy: oo thats nice. Did he cum on your hand?
Me: ....no wtf
Leafy: o sorry
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Ella: yo yo yo!
Me: hey wassup.
Ella: (._.) I got fucking shanked
Me: *texting bae* o that's nice. How'd your date with jimmy go?"
Ella: dude I got fucking sha- never mind. The date didn't go so well. Jimmy tried skyping little Suzy. Again.
Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT U GOT SHANKED U SHOE?? ಠOಠ
Ella: YEH
Me: BY WHO?
Ella: *starts crying* I can't tell.
Me: tell me u motherfucker
Ella: ...by.. Ava..
Me: OMG HOMESLICE I GET U, I GET U BRO I GET U
Ella: r u high?
Me: BITCH ASS HOMO IM HIGH IN THE SKY, I B HUGGING CHEESUS I AM NOW *sings* LOW LOW LOW TO DA FUQING GROUND
Ella: so r u high?
Me: yeh I'm high ｡◕‿◕｡
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Ella: what kind of girls do you like?
Bae: I like girls that are down to earth.
Ella: *drops to the ground*
Bae: DROP DAT ASS
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Me: hey there bud pal chum friend bff friendo amiego buddy bro bruther reptilian brotherhood sick fuck, I don't mean to b rude, but my friend pal homeslice breadslice dawg, if you take one more diddly darn step there, I'm going to have to diddly darn snap your neck. (◕ヮ◕ヽ)
Leafy: ಥ_ಥ hello darkness my old friend
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Leafy fans all rioting around buns house: OMFG I SAW THE VID WHERE U ROASTED LEAFY GET CANCER U WITCHHUNTING FREAK ASS BITCH ASS FAKENAME ASS BUNASS KILLYOURSELF ASS LOOKIN ASS
Me: *watching from the window* *confused* wtf ಠ_ಠ
