9. Pokémon GO

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Lakitu: Welcome back to Total Drama Mushroom Action! I'm excited to announce it's– *looks at his phone* OMG! A Charmander just appeared!

Everyone: *stares*

Daisy: Um...

Lakitu: What?

Boo: Charmander?

Lakitu: OH!!! I'm playing Pokémon GO.

Toad: OMG I LOVE THAT!!!

Daisy: Oh yeah! Now I remember!

Lakitu: Where was I? Oh yeah, it's the final 10 now that Mario's eliminated... so go do something productive or whatever.

Peach: Why? The challenge should've started AGES ago!

Lakitu: *floats away while looking down at his phone* Meh...

Waluigi: HE'S ABANDONED US!!!

Boo: Is this the end?

Rosalina: Of...

Boo: The show.

Green: No, it's not the end...

Yellow: YEAH!!!

Red: ... just, do... stuff.

Blooper: Bloo?

Birdo: Like, fine.

Blooper: Bloo!

(At the lake...)

Toad: I... I can't believe he'd just abandon us like that.

Blooper: Bloo?

Toad: Well, it is true that I play it but... it hasn't taken over my life.

Blooper: Bloo...

Toad: Yeah, maybe I'm overreacting.

Blooper: Bloo...

Toad: Yeah...

(At the cliff edge...)

Birdo: So, like, why are we here!?

Daisy: To skydive!!!

Rosalina: What!?

Daisy: Yeah, see? *jumps off the cliff*

Birdo and Rosalina: Daisy!!!

Daisy: YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAW!!!

Rosalina: We have to jump after her!

Birdo: Are you insane!?

Rosalina: That doesn't matter. We have to save Daisy!

Birdo: Won't that just kill us?

Rosalina: I have magical powers! *jumps*

Birdo: Oh yeah! *jumps*

Lakitu: Um... what are you doing?

Daisy: *lands in the water* We're jumping!

Lakitu: It's challenge time...

Rosalina and Birdo: *lands in the water*

Birdo: You... said...

Lakitu: Go catch all 151 Pokémon in Pokémon GO!!!

Peach: That's impossible!

Lakitu: That's why you work in a team! All of you combined need all 151!

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