3. Bland and Boring

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Lakitu: Last time on Total Drama Mushroom Action, the competitors needed to sing while constructing a sandcastle! In the end, the Screaming Fire Flowers were put up for elimination, and Dry Bones was eliminated for sabotaging his team and framing Birdo for doing so! Nobody believed him, and honestly, I'm glad he's gone. He was becoming insane! *twirls his finger and crosses his eyes* Well, who's going this episode? Find out on Total Drama Mushroom Action!

(Killer Tanooki Leaves Girl Cabin...)

Peach: Boo! Hey!

Boo: Hi!

Peach: I guess we're the only ones on our team.

Boo: Yeah! Let's form an alliance!

Peach: Yeah, we made it far last season with that method.

Boo: Well, you came 7th, Rosie came 4th... or 5th, whatever, and I came 3rd.

Peach: You're such a pessimist! At least we made it to the merge!

Boo: *nods* True, true. But I'm not the new Goomba.

Peach: I see. If he was here, then we'd seriously have a pessimist. But... then who is the new Goomba?

Boo: Yoshi, duh. He's been negative lately.

Peach: Right... oh! Back to the alliance! Should Rosie join again?

Boo: She can't. She's on the other team.

Peach: Oh. Right.

Boo: How about Mario and Luigi? They seem trustworthy.

Peach: Cool! But 4 isn't going to cut it. We need the majority.

Boo: Hmm... how about Shy Guy and Fly Guy?

Peach: Too risky. They're too attached, they'll probably separate, as they are also known to argue with others a lot.

Boo: Then the only other option is Bowser.

Peach: But...

Boo: But what?

Peach: What about Waluigi?

Boo: Oh please, we don't need a person that can't even remember his name in the alliance.

Peach: *sighs* Bowser it is then.

(Killer Tanooki Leaves Boy Cabin...)

Luigi: Hi Mario! *waves*

Mario: Hi! *waves*

Bowser: Ugh. I hate this team.

Fly Guy: Why?

Shy Guy: Yeah, why?

Bowser: Because you're all so happy and that kind of stuff. It irritates me.

Mario: Well then maybe instead of being mean, try a ray of kindness! *makes a rainbow impression with his arms*

Bowser: Ugh.  *eyeroll*

Waluigi: WAAAAAAH!!!

Bowser: And I thought you were cool.

Waluigi: I am... har har har...

(Screaming Fire Flowers Girl Cabin...)

Toadette: Daisy! Don't steal my make-up! I thought we wouldn't fight!

Daisy: Well, you need to learn some manners!

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