13. The Aftermath: Returning for Redemption

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(On the screen...)

Peach: All you do is eat, eat, eat! I'm sick, sick, sick, and tired of it, it, it!

Mario: No, actually I saved you from Bowser many times.

Peach: No you didn't, you rescued me after I was captured!

Mario: ... I still saved you.

Peach: Ugh! *slaps Mario*

Mario: Ow! What the–

*Transition*

Lakitu: So... 3, 2, 1... GO!!!

Toad: Pokémon GO?

Lakitu: No. Just go.

*Transition*

Mario: You and gadgets...

Luigi: It's a new hobby!

Toad: What? That household bill? Why would we escape with that?

Kamek: That's a budget... brainiac. *rolls his eyes*

Koopa: *sighs* Classic Toad...

Yoshi: I hope budgets don't affect my food.

Luigi: IT'S GADGETS!!!

*Transition*

Daisy: I think... I see... her...

Blooper: Bloop!

Birdo: There she is!

Rosalina: I'm back!

Boo: Yahoo! We can finally go to bed!

Shy Guy: Yahoo?

Everyone: *slaps their forehead*

*Transition*

Peach: Okay, I have a problem. Mush is not an ideal lunch for me, I am a princess. And, Green is so stupid! You can't just take paper from trees, you have to produce it!

Lakitu: Ah yes, Peach, always the one to complain.

Peach: I was just saying–

Shy Guy: *throws his mush at Peach's face* Zip it!

Peach: *wipes the mush off* You'll regret that. You are going down.

*End screen*

(Back in reality...)

Twila: Hello, and welcome back to the Aftermath!!! I'm Twila!!!

Brighton: And I'm Brighton, as hot as the sun! *blow kisses*

Toadette: *sighs* You are so hot...

Twila: Let's introduce the peanut gallery!

Brighton: From season 1, Goomba and Bob-Omb!

Goomba: *rolls his eyes* Whatever.

Bob-Omb: Hi!

Twila: Also, Wario and Bowser Jr.!

Wario: *farts* Oh oops!

Bowser Jr.: What? You did that last season a million times!

Wario: Well, I need to change my ways! *farts* Darn it!

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