(On the screen...)
Lakitu: *sighs* She got a role she likes... Anyways, Waluigi! Spin!
Waluigi: *spins*
Lakitu: Jock! Like that popular guy! The guy the prom queen or cheerleader dates!
Peach: It would suck to be the–
Lakitu: *stares*
Boo: *stares*
Everyone: *stares*
Peach: Crap.
*Transition*
Lakitu: We are going to play some sports!
Daisy: Yay!
Birdo: No...
*Transition*
Fly Guy: Ugh, fine.
Mario: OH, FLY GUYYYYY!!! *grabs Fly Guy*
Fly Guy: Ugh! I already said no to the stupid alliance!
Mario: Sure... and besides, what's not to love? My sexiness?
Fly Guy: This is why I won't form an alliance with you!
Daisy: Mario's so dense.
Rosalina: He better not win today, he's got my vote.
*Transition*
Boo: It's whoever defeats the monster first, which means it's every woman for herself when we get there.
Peach: BOO!!! I thought we were going to the final four! We have to take down Mario! *blushes*
Boo: You're BLUSHING!? I'M SORRY, BUT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TAKE HIM DOWN, EVEN THOUGH YOU LIED AND STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM!? UNBELIEVABLE!!!
Peach: Wait, Boo I–
Boo: I don't wanna hear it Peach! Stop messing with everyone's heads!
Peach: No! Just listen!
Boo: Goodbye Peach. We may settle this another time. Or maybe not. All I know is that you're going down.
Peach: Oh dear...
*Transition*
Lakitu: Um... yeah no. We do not need to roll the cameras over here!
Mario: What? Why?
Lakitu: The kitchen.
Mario: So I may have burned an oven or two. What's the big deal?
Lakitu: WHAT? HOW DO YOU EVEN BURN AN OVEN?
Mario: I dunno. I guess I'm the first.
Lakitu: I'm sure there's other idiots out there like you...
Mario: So I got an "F" in Kindergarten! So?
Lakitu: THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE LETTER GRADES IN KINDERGARTEN! WERE YOU THAT STUPID?!
Mario: "F" is for "Effort."
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Total Drama Mushroom Action
FanficThe sequel to "Total Drama Mushroom Island"! 18 characters compete for 1,000,000 coins in this Mario X Total Drama crossover! NOTE: Don't look at the images unless it's on your chapter. Otherwise, feel free to look at them. I say this only because...