Dank Meme - CrankThatFrank x Danisnotonfire fanfic

phone calls

Frank turned on his phone after it charged up a bit and started at the screen. He had three missed calls from the same person who had called him before so he pressed "call back" and waited

"Hi Frank." The person said

"Hey guys, sorry for randomly leaving. My phone died." Frank replied

"It's alright" the two people said "oh by the way! It's us D-

"Dan and Phil. I know. I lost my shit when you called me" Frank admitted

"Thank you? I guess." Phil responded

"So why did you guys decide to call me?" Frank asked

"Well," Said Dan, "Phil is going to be away for a while and I wanted to know if we could hang out while he was gone."

"Yeah!" Frank replied "I can show you my friends too!"

"Great!" Dan chuckled "I'll be there tonight!"

"U-Uh okay!" Frank said cheerfully "Bye!"

Frank hung up and lied down on his bed "wait...how does Dan know where I live?"

He hugged his John Cena plush and picked his phone up again to call his dear friend Pepe.

"Hey Pepe!" Frank said as Pepe picked up the phone

"Oh, hey Frank." Pepe replied "What's up?"

"Dan is coming to my house" Frank answered, smiling

"DAN?!" Pepe shouted "OMFG"

"I KNOW!" Frank screeched

"YOU GONNA RECREATE THE MILK FIC WITH HIM?!" Pepe asked

".........................AW HELL NO!" Frank answered "I'M GONNA RECREATE THE FEDORA FIC WITH HIM!"

"PUT YOU'LL NEED MORE PEOPLE!!!!" Pepe stated "WILL I COME OVER WITH DAT BOI?!"

"I WAS BEING SARCASTIC DUDE!" Frank shouted "I'M NOT RECREATING ANY FANFICS WITH HIM!"

"Awe," Pepe said under his breath "it would've been fun"

"Dude..what the fuck?..." Frank mumbled

"Tehehe" Pepe chuckled

Frank's doorbell rang, causing him to let out a shrill of excitement "SEE YA DUDE! DAN'S HERE!"

"Oka-" Pepe said, getting cut off by Frank hanging up the phone

Frank ran down the stairs and fell at the last step "ow.." he thought, as he got up he stubbed his toe off the wall and screeched "HOLY TAP DANCING JESUS CHRIST!" He clutched onto his foot and started taking deep breaths "shit! shit! shit! shit!" He said quietly and started walking to the door again. He opened the door quickly, smiling brightly "HI SENPAI!" Frank said, looking at the person at the door.

"Uh..what?" Dat Boi said, sitting there on his unicycle

"Oh.." Frank mumbled, cringing "I thought you were Dan.."

"Pepe told me that Dan was here and we were gonna recreate the fedora fic with him using my unicycle as the fedora." Dat Boi replied

"NO!" Frank screeched "NO RECREATING FANFICS!!!"

"But whyyyyy????" Dat Boi wined

"Because no!!" Frank stated, slamming the door in Dat Boi's face and walking into the kitchen and sitting at the table "I'll just have to wait.." he rested his head on the table and looked at the wall and quickly fell asleep.