Dan walked out of the bathroom and into the kitchen. The smell of food on the table made him smile, as it was his favourite.
He sat at the table and began to eat.
"Hey there~" Frank whispered and he walked up to Dan and nuzzled his neck "Sleep well?"
Dan was feeling slightly uncomfortable by the gesture and nodded in response.
"That's good." Frank said, sitting beside Dan
"Why the fuck did you spoon me?" Dan mumbled out loud by accident
"What?" Frank questioned
"Nothing!" Dan replied and starting eating his food again
"Um..are you sure?" Frank asked
Dan nodded
Frank was about to ask something when suddenly the doorbell rang. Frank stood up and walked to the door. He answered it and smiled.
"Hey Pepe. Waddup?" Frank asked
"Nothin' much." Pepe answered, walking into the house
Frank closed the door and walked with Pepe into the kitchen.
"Hey boiiii" Pepe said to Dan "D'you and Frank recreate the hat fic yet?"
"Shut up wanker!" Dan hissed at Pepe
"Ooo daddy watch me wank" Pepe replied, laughing
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?" Dan shouted
"You know what fuck is?" Pepe asked
"What?" Dan replied angrily
"Something you and Frank should be doing." Pepe answered
"Omfg cut off my eyelids and dunk my head in bleach." Dan said under his breath
"Nah" Pepe replied
"What do you want Pepe?" Frank asked
"I want you and Dan to fuck"
"OMFG NU GTFO" Frank shouted
"WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK DAT BOI WITH HIS UNICYCLE YOU PERVERTED AMPHIBIAN?!" Dan asked, extremely angry
"Fine...I'll go...but I want you to have this." Pepe said, taking out a random box from nowhere "it's very special. Now I will go."
Pepe left and Dan and Frank stood there starring at the box.
"What's in it?" Dan asked
"I'll see." Frank answered, opening the box and seeing a live hamster inside a hat.
"OH FOR FUCK SAKE"
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Dank Meme - CrankThatFrank x Danisnotonfire fanfic
Fanficthis story is an utterly fabulous/emotional story about the Dank ship (Da)n x Fra(nk) that I totally didn't get the idea off a YouTube comment. In this fanfic, Frank meets Dan somewhere very unexpecteded. And they slowly fall in love and all that c...
