Avengers Text Messages!

"LANGUAGE BRUCE."

{Steve has joined the chat}

{Wanda has joined the chat}

{Loki has joined the chat}

Wanda: Hey Steve whats going on?

Steve: Watching The Flash. Quicksilver could so beat him in a race.

Loki: Yeah, if only he wasn't dead.

Steve: Dude really?!

Loki: What? It was Hawkgirls fault.

{Clint has joined the chat}

Clint: For the last time, I. AM. NOT. A. GIRL.

Clint: I grow facial hair dammit. 

Wanda: Ok sure. 

Loki: Yeah. Tell your mother that.

Steve: Guys, stop picking on Clint. And Loki, that made no sense. 

Steve: Like none, at all.

Loki: Well... I don't really give two shits.

Wanda: Oh no.

Clint: Dude seriously?

Loki: What? I just said that I don't give two shi-

Steve: STOP!

Loki: WHY? CLINT CAN SAY DAMMIT BUT I CAN'T SAY SHIT?!

{Bruce has joined the chat}

Loki: Ohhhh.

Bruce: Language. 

Steve: Bruce, is that all you ever say now?

Bruce: No. When Tony said it to you first in battle, I just found it so funny. 

Wanda: But you've overused it.

Bruce: I realize that.

Clint: So you'll stop saying it then?

Bruce: No. I never said that.

{Tony has joined the chat}

{Nat has joined the chat}

Tony: And so I told him: "Put the lawn mower down dude! You're gonna chop someones head off!"

Nat: Tony, I don't care.

Loki: That sounds like an interesting story. Please, do tell.

Clint: No, please don't tell.

Nat: Yeah, none of us care.

Steve: LOL.

Bruce: I don't know whats worse, all this cursing or Steve using modern-day teenager slang.

Wanda: Definitely Steve using slang.

Tony: Yeah that is pretty horrifying lol.

Steve: HOLD ON A MINUTE. SO I CAN'T SAY LOL BUT TONY CAN?!

Nat: No.

Tony: Steve ur too old.

Nat: I said no. 

{Bruce has invited THOR to the chat}

THOR: HELLO EARTHLINGS, I AM THOR.

Tony: Bruce, dude. What the hell.