What The Hell Is This?

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{Tony Stark has invited everyone in}

Steve: What in the hell is this Stark?

Bruce: Language.

Thor: HELLO FELLOW AVENGERS. I AM THOR.

Bruce: We know who you are Thor.

Natasha: Thor, turn your caps off.

Thor: HOW DO I DO THAT LADY WIDOW?

Clint: Someone show him now before my eardrums explode please.

Tony: This is called a group chat Steve. Its where we can all text everyone.

Fury: YES! And all of you IDIOTS will use it to communicate with each other. BUT NO FUNNY BUSINESS or I will be back.

Tony: Thats why we have the group chat. For funny business.

Fury: Shut up Stark.

{Fury has left the chat.}

Steve: Is Wanda here?

Wanda: Right here Cap.

THOR: HELLO WITCH OF SCARLET.

Wanda: Its actually Scarlet Witch. But hello Thor.

Natasha: Thor why in the hell is your name in caps?!

Loki: That might've been me.

Bruce: :-0

Steve: Who invited you here?

Loki: Well hello to you too CaptainMcSassyPants. 

Tony: I see Cap learned how to text. Good job Cap. You're not too old anymore.

THOR: GOOD JOB TO YOU THE CAPTAIN OF AMERICA.

Steve: Thor, thats not my name.

Bruce: And please. Turn your caps off.

THOR: THE GREEN MAN SPEAKS!

Bruce: I've been speaking Thor.

Natasha: Thor, caps please.

THOR: I AM GOING TO GET THE POP TARTS.

{THOR has left the chat.}

Clint: Oh thank god he's gone.

Tony: Fuck. He broke the toaster. 

Bruce: LANGUAGE.

Natasha: Oh no Bruce has started using caps too.

Wanda: You all are super weird...

Vision: I have to agree with Wanda.

Tony: How long have you been here Vision?

Vision: The whole time sir. 

Loki: Where did Steve go?

Tony: Why do you care reindeer games?

Steve: I've just been sitting here the whole time lol.

Bruce: Steve please stop.

Tony: Slang isn't for the old population Steve.

{THOR has joined the chat}

Natasha: Oh no he's back. Bye guys.

Clint: I guess i'll go too. I have some arrows to polish.

Wanda: I am going to go cook with Vision.

Vision: I guess I should go as well.

{Natasha has left the chat}

{Clint has left the chat}

{Wanda has left the chat}

{Vision has left the chat}

Steve: Laterz.

Tony: See ya point break.

{Steve has left the chat}

{Tony has left the chat}

THOR: )): WHY MUST EVERYONE LEAVE?

Bruce: Sorry buddy. But I have to go too. Bother Loki.

{Bruce has left the chat}

THOR: BROTHER. LETS GO TO THE MALL OF SHOPPING.

Loki: Ew. No.

{Loki has left the chat}

THOR: AW. )):

{THOR has left the chat}


HEY GUYS! I hope you all enjoyed my first text thing between the Avengers. 

I will try to make it as funny as possible, so I hope you all like it!

Leave me any feedback you have below please! Thanks!

And I will be bringing more characters in, along with Y/N, so you can be in it too!!

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