Avengers Text Messages!

Missing Avengers

{Y/N, Steve, THOR, Bruce, Scott, and Vision have all been invited to the chat}

Y/N: Remember that Cupid person from yesterday?

Steve: THAT LOVE DEMON?!

Vision: Mr. Rogers, you need to... how the kids say it, chill out.

Bruce: Yeah 

Y/N: GUYS! Focus!!

THOR: WHAT DID THY DEMON DO THIS TIME?

Steve: He cursed Wanda, Clint, Nat, and- wait... this time?

Bruce: Have you met that person before Thor?

THOR: NO UH... A LITTLE HOW THY EARTHLINGS SAY, MISTAKE...

Y/N: Uh... ok. Well, I can't find any of them at all. And I haven't seen Peter.

Scott: Have you checked the whole tower? The kid might like hide and seek.

Y/N: Dude. Peter is like 15 years old. 

Scott: Oh. I thought he was like 12.

Bruce: Even 12 year olds find hide and seek lame. Studies show that-

THOR: NO ONE CARES BRUCEY.

Steve: Brucey?

THOR: YES. THAT IS HIS NICKNAME. SIMILAR TO THAT OF THE NICKNAMES TONY, NAT, CLINT, AND WANDA ALL GAVE EACH OTHER WHEN THEY WERE CURSED.

Y/N: Uh Thor how did you know that they gave each other nicknames?

Steve: Yeah, you weren't in the chat when it happened. 

THOR: I SAW THE MESSAGES AFTER YOU ALL LEFT...

Bruce: Tony set the messages so they all automatically delete after everyone has left the chat.

Scott: Yeah. So none of our secrets are revealed.

Vision: Actually no, Mr. Stark did that so no one would see his private messages.

Steve: Private messages?

Y/N: With whom? (;

Vision: I am not at liberty to say.

Bruce: Of course not.

Steve: Ok guys we need to focus! We have five team mates missing at the moment!

Y/N: Ok good point. THOR! What do you know??!?!

Scott: Yeah! What you said earlier was pretty suspicious...

Bruce: Thor?

THOR: IF I ACT LIKE I AM NOT HERE THEY CAN'T SEE ME.

Bruce: It's actually-

Y/N: BRUCE! FOCUS!

Bruce: Ok. Sorry. Geez.

Vision: I have made the assumption that Thor is our Cupid. 

Scott: How have you-

Vision: Well, I simply-

Y/N: We don't wanna know Vision.

Scott: I do.

Steve: No. 

Bruce: You really don't.

Scott: Ok. 

THOR: FINE! YOU GUYS CRACKED ME! I'M CUPID.

Y/N: But, we didn't even-

Steve: Y/N. Just shhhh.

Y/N: Ok...

THOR: I AM SICK OF EVERYONE MAKING FUN OF ME AND PRANKING ME, SO I TOOK MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS.

Steve: I understand why you chose Tony, I think we all do, but what about Nat?

Bruce: Yeah. What did she do?

THOR: NAT IS ALWAYS BACKING TONY UP ON HIS JOKES! PLUS, SHE ALWAYS BEATS ME IN FIGHTS AND IT MAKES ME SAD. 

Vision: What did Wanda do?

THOR: WANDA ALWAYS GOES INTO MY HEAD AND INVADES MY PRIVACY. THEN THE WHOLE TEAM FINDS OUT AND IT MAKES ME SAD.

Scott: What about Clint? 

THOR: NOTHING. HE IS JUST FUN TO PICK ON.

Vision: But Thor, isn't that why you cursed the others in the first place?

THOR: OH UH I GUESS SO. 

Y/N: Wait, what about Peter?

THOR: WHO?

Y/N: That is not funny.

THOR: I THOUGHT IT WAS.

Y/N: Nope.

THOR: NOT EVEN A LITTLE? LIKE 2% FUNNY?

Y/N: Not even -2%. 

Steve: Guys! Focus! Where is Peter Thor?

THOR: IT IS THOR. NOT Thor.

Steve: Vision has called you that like ten times and you haven't said anything to him!

Scott: More like two.

THOR: NO HE HAS NOT.

Steve: Yes he has! 

THOR: ANYWAYS, PETER IS IN BORA BORA.

Y/N, Bruce, Scott, and Vision: He is?!!??!

THOR: YES. THE KID NEEDED A VACATION.

Steve: wAIT! Hold on! Thor this is an important matt-

Y/N: STEVE!

Steve: )):

Bruce: Why are there two mouths?

Steve: Beca-

Y/N: GUYS!!!!

Bruce and Steve: Sorry.

Scott: How did you pay for that dude?

THOR: TONY'S CREDIT CARD.

Y/N: BAHAHAHAHAA

Vision: I am telling.

{Vision has left the chat}

THOR: NO! GET BACK HERE!!!

{THOR has left the chat}

Steve: Y/N lets go rangle them up.

Y/N: Rangle?

{Steve & Y/N have left the chat}

Bruce: Who even says rangle?

Scott: No one.

{Bruce and Scott have left the chat}

A/N: Hey everyone! I hope you all loved this part. But don't worry, Cupid will 100% be back. But it might not be Thor anymore... ((;