Avengers Text Messages!

Steve, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

{THOR HAS INVITED Tony, Steve, Wanda, Vision, Nat, Scott, Peter, Y/N to the chat}

THOR: THAT IS ALMOST THE WHOLE TEAM CORRECT?

Wanda: You forgot Bruce.

Tony: Science bro )):

Steve: And Clint.

THOR: AH YES THE GREEN BOOGER AND BIRDWOMAN.

Nat: Did you just call Bruce a green booger?

Peter: And Clint a birdwoman?

THOR: INDEED I DID SPIDER PEOPLE.

Peter: ...

Nat: I think I might kill him.

{THOR HAS INVITED BRUCE AND CLINT TO THE CHAT}

Bruce: Green booger?

Clint: I am NOT a WOMAN.

Tony: Don't lie to yourself.

Steve: Tony. 

Tony: What? Its true!

Y/N: What about Sam and Bucky?

Scott: NO! 

Nat: THOR DON'T YOU DARE INVITE THEM.

THOR: WHY NOT LADY WIDOW?

Vision: All they do is fight like little two year olds. 

Wanda: Yeah. Vis is right. Like that one time Bucky punched Sam for eating the last blueberry waffle.

Steve: And when Sam ripped Bucky's arm off because Bucky burped during dinner.

Vision: That was a little harsh.

Peter: Yeah.

Tony: Lets not forget that one time Bucky used Sam's toilet when his was clogged so Sam gave him a swirly. 

Clint: Or when they both fought so much they trashed all of our rooms while we were on our mission.

THOR: I MISS MY POPTART OVEN.

Scott: You had a poptart oven?!

Y/N: Thor, you are one weird fellow my friend.

Bruce: There was also that one time I hulked out and destroyed Manhattan because those two idiots kept fighting around me and poking me.

Tony: Oh yeah. My hulkbuster armor works so well.

Bruce: It really does.

Vision: It could use some improvements.

Y/N: Dang.

Steve: You were schooled SON.

Wanda: Steve.

Scott: Dude.

Clint: Please stop.

Tony: I am disgusted.

Steve: What? So Y/N can say dang but I can't use other modern slang?

Nat: We've been over this Steve. You're like... old.

Steve: You people don't appreciate me. So I am going to do the one thing you don't want me to do.

Clint: *Gasps*