Wanda's Cooking

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{Wanda has invited Steve, Tony, Y/N, Vision, Nat, Clint, THOR, Bruce, Peter, Sam, Scott, Bucky to the chat}

Wanda: Guys guess what

Y/N: What

THOR: WHAT

Nat: ...

Wanda: In celebration of us beating the shizzle out of Loki again, I am going to cook us one of my mom's famous recipes for dinner!

Steve: Oh I'm so excited to taste it!

Wanda: I must go start making it!

Tony: Great

{Wanda has left the chat}

Steve: OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Clint: Steve chill.

Steve: NO I WILL NOT "CHILL"! WANDA'S COOKING IS AWFUL!

Sam: I'm gonna tell her you said that.

Steve: Don't you dare. She'll end me in less then a second.

Bruce: She could end any of us in a second.

Tony: Not me.

Nat: She would end you before all of us.

Vision: She sent me through the ground and I am stronger than all of you combined.

Scott: He's not wrong.

Peter: Besides, who knows, the dinner could be good!

Bucky: I doubt it.

{Tony has left the chat}

Clint: Why did he leave?

Bruce: Probably to go make a new suit to beat Wanda.

Nat: I don't doubt it.

Steve: I am going to make a backup pizza just in case Wanda's cooking sucks. Which it most likely will.

{Steve has left the chat]

{Wanda has turned invisibility off}

Wanda: You guys do not like my cooking?

Clint: Oh my holy god.

{Clint has left the chat}

THOR: THOR IS GOING TO ORDER PIZZA AND POPTARTS

{THOR HAS LEFT THE CHAT}

Y/N: Why does he always talk like that?

Nat: Beats me.

Sam: No Wanda, your cooking is amazing!

Wanda: Steve said that he didn't like it though.

Bucky: Where

Wanda: Up there

Bucky: Up where

Wanda: Up the chat

Bucky: What chat

Nat: Shut up.

Bucky: No.

Nat: Excuse me?!

{Bucky has left the chat}

Nat: That's what I thought.

Bruce: DANG IT THOR BLEW UP THE LAB AGAIN! TONY IS GONNA BE PISSED.

{Bruce has left the chat}

Y/N: I'll be ready for your dinner in ten Wanda.

Wanda: Ok ((:

{Y/N has left the chat}

Peter: By the way Wanda, what are you making?

Wanda: Tacos

Sam: Are you kidding me??

Wanda: No

{Sam has left the chat}

Wanda: Whats wrong with him?

Peter: Uh.. we all thought you would be making some super weird foreign food to be honest.

Wanda: No... 

{Peter has left the chat}

{Wanda has left the chat}

{Everyone else has left the chat}


Hey guys sorry this chapter wasn't too exciting! I don't feel good, but I wanted to update you on the text messages! 

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