Poetic Genius

5. And so Gandalf wore a fedora.

AN OLD GREEN WALRUS
There was an old walrus called Hat
Though it never wore that,
Because he didn't need it,
Since all day he would sit
In front of the Wii,
Always changing his Mii.
He confused his friend Shirt
Who was often covered in dirt
Because Shirt was friends with Boy
Who had so many toys
That he used in the back yard
Working hard
To build a city of sand
With only two hands.
Hat was so green
But he didn't preen,
Because that was just proud,
Though Hat was a bit loud
When it was time to sing
Shirt, he would ring
And then he would yodel
To be a role model
For little yaks around the world
Who had been scared when Trina curled [Grojband]
Her hair and then burnt it
In front of Nick who did sit
Staring past her to see
One of Hat's Miis,
Which was named Bob,
And was partly a corn cob
And though Hat didn't know how,
It'd been eaten, by a cow!
So what Nick was seeing,
Was really Hat Mii-ing,
Which is when Hat made Miis
For his little Wii
Which was kept with the telly
That was left on the table that was smelly
Hat lived in a house
That he shared with a mouse
The mouse was named Squirrel
And it would often 'twirrel',
Or that's what it said,
Though it was really TWIRLING, on the head
Of the TV on the smelly table, which was red
Because Squirrel spilt milk
And then Hat used silk
To mop it all up,
While Squirrel yelled, "SUP!"
Then someone spilt paint
From wherever they did faint,
So Hat and Squirrel have a telly,
Left on a red table that's smelly.
Hat's friend Shirt was pink,
From when it was left at the ice rink,
And was left in a tub,
For a duck to rub
In pink paint for no reason,
Maybe just for 'valentines day' season,
Which lasts for a day,
Where people, for chocolate, pay,
And people get rich
Because they don't itch.
Hat the walrus was green,
And much older than a teen,
Unless that teen was sixty,
And sung the words to the ad for 'Thrifty'
Instead of the old dude
To which Shirt was rude,
Because the old dude
Had eaten Shirt's food.
"How dare ye!" He yelled
But he was compelled
To eat his shorts too
Even if they were the colour of poo
He found it was chewy
But it still made him feel 'achoo-y'
For he was allergic
So he went to the doctor to be 'surgic'
But sadly, it didn't work
But it did have a perk
For he had spent 1 million dollars
Too bad he couldn't buy collars
For all of his dogs
Which he had mistaken for hogs
They had very bad breath
They breathed on his friend Beth
Who was actually a garbage bag
Which began to sag
For she was getting filled
But for some reason, she was thrilled
For she was going to be destroyed
But only when she'd been deployed
To eat some cheese
Instead of Grommit who lost his geese.
After Beth had been filled,
She decided not to be grilled,
And instead ate way too much mash
So then she got a rash,
Even though she was a plastic garbage bag,
Who would often nag,
"Throw your rubbish in the bin!"
Although that meant it couldn't grin
For it had no mouth
Even though it went down South
To try and find one to get
Although finally Beth met
Olaf the snowman, weird,
Who was trying to grow a long beard,
Like Gandalf the wizard guy, [lotR]
Who wanted to learn how to fry
Geese, because they used to be from Grommit
To stop him, just in case he would vomit.
Gandalf was friends with Beth,
Who hogs had covered with bad breath,
Of which belonged to Shirt,
Who didn't want to eat dirt.
And so Gandalf wore a fedora.