Poetic Genius

1. Never got chosen by anyone for anything, ever.

PEANUT BUTTER IS GROSS
This pineapple was lonely
But then, he just felt clone-ly
So he cloned himself
Of course, on his top shelf
In the kitchen of Beef
That is, Beef lived in a reef
Beef was a mitten
And almost got bitten
By a strange green kitten
Named WRITTEN
And WRITTEN ate
The pineapple, number eight
Because the pineapple had cloned himself
On the top shelf
Numerous times,
Enough to beat the old grump, Lime.
Lime was a lime
And he was grumpy and old and ate dimes
And cloned himself
On the second shelf.
He and pineapple were competition
While Beef ran around with a petition
To stop the eating of mittens
By strange green kittens.
But Beef did not know
There was yellow snow
That was falling on his head,
In his bed
And somehow, the snow went red
Not blood
Nor a flood
Just tomato juice
Which was called Deuce
That juice went "WHEE!"
As it fell on Me
Not me, me.
The bean called Me
Who was a singer who loved to say, "Mi mi mi mi mi"
In a high pitched voice
So she had no choice
But to fart
In Walmart
In the vegetable section, to be exact
Which lacked
Fresh food
Because the manager, Dude,
Had forgotten they were real
And had thought they were just dreams full of veal and zeal
And so, Dude stocked up the vegetable section
With pamphlets for the next election
Which was actually in three more years
Because it's Australia, where there are fears
That Deuce will take over the world and stuff.
But not really, juice can't really do much that's rough
Or anything at all, really. HA!
Hahahhahahaha Ha!
That was the laughter of the evil muppet
Kermit the weird puppet
As he sang about cheese
And fees,
Because he loved paying taxes
And being obedient and sending faxes
To nobody, because the machine didn't work,
And there behind the non-working machine he would lurk
Singing about fromage,
Particularly if they were size large
Though that made no sense
And made everybody else tense
Because his faxes were evil
And filled with weevils
Who were Kermit's minions
And never shared their own opinions
Probably because they were brainless
They dropped their brains in a mess
'Bout a week ago
In2 a guy called Moe
Who was a lone stranger
Who sat in a four-wheeled ranger
Called Miles
Who played piano tiles
Because he was bored
As a board
Mostly, because he was a plank
Who stabbed his bank
Still does, this very day
Just as you lay
On your oven
Which holds a coven
Of vampires
Who are liars
But are also burnt to a crisp
So they now have a lisp
Though, that makes no sense
It's, like, immense
-immenseLY crazy
Crazy lazy
Just like your face
That has been crushed with a mace
Called Macey
Who is Casey
In disguise
So she had to tell a lotta lies
So she cries
Beans, saying, "Nup"
'Cause she's messed up
Because of that fateful day
Where she puked in a cup
In the month of May
Sadly, Peanut Butter
Had eaten a cutter
Though, that's actually a good thing
That it ling-
Ahem. Linger-ed
With Guy Sebastian's head
Who thought it was Madness
And gave Peanut Butter less
Money
For, he was trying to be funny
That failed
So Guy wailed
Into the Elephant
Which was feeling malevolent
So Elephant ate
With his ol' mate
Who was called Sean
Who had just been freshly shorn
They ate Jellybeans
Who were only in their teens!
They cried out
Because one of them had gout
So they asked Sun Hi
No- not me
To Make it Pop
And to cut her hair, crop
And so, Deuce ate his pizza
While saying, "Joe-a, eat your-a meats-a."
And no. He ain't Italian
Well, he came out of a can
Of beans
While he was just in his teens
Even though
He was a dough
Who was actually a butt
Who belonged to a mutt
Aka, Momo
Who had a weird toe
And was actually a bean
Who wasn't that mean
And wasn't a dog, though sometimes...
She would copy the mimes
Who were in the mines
Who were reciting their lines
Which were fully random
Especially the lines of Brandom
Yes, BrandoM
He was quite weird
Not including his beard
And the fact that he was a she
Or was he?
Indeed
It was a question puzzling the wise old reed
Named Buzzard
Who really didn't like luzards,
Which was how he said lizards
When he stared at their gizzards,
Because he had X-Ray vision,
And, in his eyes, derision
Because the two went hand-in-hand
And off to a wonderful land
Named Oz
Just 'cause
The old wizard was green
Did I mention the reed wasn't a teen?
The reed, Buzzard, who didn't like lizards
Was one of the worst wizards
In the world, because
Of his non-existent beard and face, the cause
Of which was his being a plant
Who habitually did rant
But not like the ants,
Who consistently made people dance in their pants.
And so the peanut butter tasted gross
Because it was made up of doughs
Made from moss and mucks
Which, I've mentioned, are mice and ducks
But realistically, the butter was made
From moss and the poops the mucks 'laid'
And the peanut butter that is gross,
In all the lands,
Never got chosen by anyone for anything, ever.