+Character has a SUPER LONG name like Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.
+The main character is freakin beautiful but thinks she looks like a troll.
OMG I'M SO UGLY! I HAVE WAVY BLONDE HAIR AND BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES AND A SIZE ZERO WAIST.
Like, seriously, it isn't even POSSIBLE to have a size zero waist.
+The girl is super rich but thinks she's broke.
Why am I so poor? I thought to myself as I put on my 10000000 dollar boots.
+Puts on a bunch of makeup even though she calls herself a total tomboy/nerd
And then I put on makeup because I'm SUCH a tomboy/nerd.
+Calls her stepfather/stepmother evil and/or SUPER drunk.
"Honey! My stepdad yelled from downstairs. "I made you lots and lots of food!"
"WHY DO YOU HATE ME?" I screamed.
+ Best friend also has a super long name.
"Hey Bestie!" I said to my bestie Hailey Hummingbird Toilet Paper Kitty Whitehouse Penguin Coalson.
Bonus if name has to do with personality and/or has the same last name as a famous character like Harry Potter or Percy Jackson.
+ Thinks she so unpopular as people gather around her.
"WE'RE SO UNPOPULAR!" I cried while boys crowded around me asking for my hand in marriage and girls wanting to be my BFF.
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Hey! So thereare a lot of these. I know. But this one is going to be kinda different because you get to suggest cliches! I'll add them to the correct section with credit.
Anyways, BYE PATIENTS!
*walks away*
*trips over a candle*
*cabin goes up in flames*
SHOOT! WHO PUT THAT CANDLE THERE!
Hehehe... *runs away*
-Daughter of Hecate, signing out
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