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Since when does the devil have boobs???

Hey I was bored and just randomly started writing and thought of this idea for a story. Tell me if you guys like it.

Since when does the devil have boobs???

"Luke man come on!"

"I'm coming!" I reluctantly pulled away from the blond I was kissing and walked over to Jace.

My name is Lucien Parker I am 18 and a senior in my high school, and yes I mean MY high school. No I'm not conceited, I'm just hot. But if you want to get technical the school's name is... wait what am I saying? No one gives a shit what the school's name is, they just care that I got there.

"Dude do you even know that girls name?" Jace asked once I was standing

In front of him. Even though he's my best friend he doesn't like my... habits but its probably just cause he's jealous.

"Ellen?" I honestly didn't give a shit. She was hot and good in bed, or the back of a car. So that's all that matters.

"No her name's Chrissie." He said shaking his head in exasperation.

"Same difference."

"Dude what are you gonna do when you meet a girl that won't fuck you?"

"You say that like its possible."

He just shook his head and mumbled something that sounded like 'you'll see'. Whatever. Now where did what's her name go?

*$*$*$*$ (Means POV Change)

"Lucinda! If you don't hurry up you'll be ate!" Maria yelled. Ugh, I swear if that woman hadn't practically raised me I would so feed her to the harpies.

I kept thinking about ways to torture her while I was walking down the stairs. I mean since when does the soon to be ruler of the Underworld have to go to high school? It just doesn't make sense.

I should probably introduce my self. My name is Lucinda Satan, yes Satan. I am 18 yrs old and the soon to be ruler of the Underworld. That is as soon as my father decides he needs to retire. Also because of this no one fuchsite me or they will get their asses handed to them.

And right now the woman I call mom is pushing her luck. Big time.

"You know I could just torture you right?" I asked as I walked into the kitchen.

"You know I could just call your father right?" She asked mimicking my voice.

I shuddered. The one thing you don't wanna do is disobey my father and since he was the one that came up with this whole high school thing I'm kinda screwed.

After that I left the house and walked to the school , don't give a shit what its called.

Before I could walk into the main office a voice stopped me.