Stories and Other Random Things

{7}Since When Does The Devil Have Boobs???

Since When Does The Devil Have Boobs???

Does anybody have any ideas for a different title?

I had some help with this chap from a friend who for some crazy reason doesn't want to be named. She's weird like that, but I love her all the same.

Some of this is a little goofy and they are things that either we have done or had other people do. So its all from experience! Lol anyway here's the chap.

Also there's none of Lucien's POV in this one but if you guys want I'll re post this one in all Lucien's POV as an extra.

Ch. 7

#$#$#$-Lucinda

Okay humans are funny, I'll admit that much. It is hilarious to watch drunken teenagers do stupid things that they will never remember later. I mean I knew they were stupid but you would think there would be some part of their tiny brains telling them to stop and to not drink the toilet water. But nooo, these dumb asses just go ahead and do it anyway only to throw up in the toilet afterwards.

"Becky truth or dare?" A boy who's name I didn't know and didn't care about knowing asked.

"Dare." She said smiling up at Lucien. I glared still not over my 'jealousy'. I hate that stupid word now. In case you haven't guessed it yet Becky is the Bimbo Blond that Lucien was making out with.

Hey, Becky the Bimbo Blond! Ha, that's good!

"Okay, um... Run up and down the street in your underwear screaming 'I'm a pretty pony!'" The boy said and shrugged off everyone's stares.

Becky just rolled her eyes and stripped down to her underwear and surprise, surprise the bimbo wasn't wearing any. She walked to the door in all her disease ridden nakedness and ran up and down the street.

"I'm a pretty pony!!!" She yelled causing a few older looking people to poke their heads out of their doors and tell her to go back to the mental hospital.

It was funny. One old guy actually started chasing her with his cane.

By now she was just trying to get attention and it pissed me off. This is why I don't like the human world!! It makes me act all funny.

"Enjoying the view?" The annoying voice asked.

"I've seen better." I said turning around and looking up at Lucien. Why does he have to be so tall?

"Really?" He looked like he was actually curious, so why not have some fun?

"Yea, bigger boobs and smaller ass." His cocky smile fell as he stared at me.

"Are you a lesbian? Cause that would explain so much." He muttered the last part lowly like he didn't want me to here.

"I was." I walked past him trying to find the drunken Jace that was bound to be around here somewhere.

"What do you mean?" I smirked.

"Well I had a couple of girlfriends but honestly I don't do relationships very well." I waved my hand in the air dismissing it. "Jace? Where did that demon go?"

"Demon?" Lucien asked laughing. I didn't see how it was funny, but whatever floats his boat.

"Yea cause the little monkey butt makes my life hell."

"Monkey butt?" He asked again. What the fudge? Do I have to explain everything to this pretty boy.

"Yep, cause his butt looks like a monkey's butt."

"Does not!! You love my butt!!" A still naked and drunk Jace said walking down the stairs.

Everyone else was still for some reason outside watching Becky flaunt what she doesn't have.

"Right."

He stuck his tongue out at me and turned to Lucien.

"You know I've always thought you were hot for a human." He said batting his eye lashes.

"Uh, ok?" He said walking so that he stood behind me.

"Aw, are you afraid of the little monkey butt?" I taunted.

"No."

"My butt does not look like a monkey's ass!!" Jace screeched putting his hands on his hips.

"Dude, could you put some clothes on?" Lucien buried his face in my hair and it felt like he was sniffing me. "You smell like pineapples." Yep he sniffed me.

"Why don't you put them on me?" Oh my word he's gay!! That would explain so many things!!

"No thanks. Help me?"

"Uh uh you're on your own with that one." I tried walking away but his arms wrapped around my waist and I have to admit that I like the feeling.

"Come on. If you do I'll give you a kiss."

"How about if I do you let go and go back to your bimbo date? 'Kay?" I pulled out of his arms and pulled Jace to a random room and threw clothes at him.

"You are so dead when you sober up."

"Yay!!!" Oh some one help me!!!

"Alright come one people lets get this back done with!"

Everyone piled back in and to my surprise Becky had actual clothes on now.

"Sarah, truth or dare?" Sarah was the girl who's boyfriend I wanted to beat up and surprisingly she's an ok girl. I guess, if you don't mind her trying to steal your boyfriend all the time.

"Dare," The other girl smirked.

"Lick the toilet seat." (A friend of mine had to do that a party and well lets just say it wasn't pretty.)

"O-okay." She got up from her spot on the floor and slowly walked towards the cleanest bathroom in the house, which isn't saying much.

She licked the toilet seat and ended up throwing up in it after. People took pics and the girl that gave her the dare taped the whole thing.

"Who's next?"

Jace raised his hand.

"Luci, truth or dare?" I knew what the little monkey butt would ask if I said truth so of course I picked dare.

"Dare." He smirked. This isn't good even when he's drunk Jace is an evil little monkey butt.

"Give Lucien a lap dance in your underwear." My jaw dropped and Lucien looked like he had won the lottery.

I couldn't say no because then I would have to eat whatever everyone else agreed on and the last girl had to eat moldy chicken.

"Not in front of everyone."

"Fine, but we'll know if you don't."

I growled under my breath and followed Lucien to a bedroom.

"Sit down and don't touch." I commanded and oddly he listened.

I started stripping down to my bra and thong set. The little drunken monkey butt demanded that I wear sexy underwear.

As I pulled my shirt over my head I felt hands on my stomach. As much as I like it he wasn't listening and I don't like it when people don't listen.

I turned ready to chew him out but before I could talk his lips crashed down on mine.

There you go. I'll try to have the next one out soon.