Delightfully Tripping (Enderdiamond is clumsy so she tripps not skipps lol)
EnderDiamond tripped along Endlessly. She was on her way to meet her lover, Gacie Grace, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a giraffe hopping along, carrying a apple in its mouth.
EnderDiamond was almost on the grass when she came across an unusual cake, lying alone on a lovely plate. "That must be a treat from my caring bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked iridescent, so she ate it.
It gave her the most short tingling sensation in her leg. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Gacie Grace.
When Gacie Grace came out to meet her, she took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" EnderDiamond cried Beautifully.
"Your arm! And your neck!" Gacie Grace said. "They're crooked! Can't you feel it?"
EnderDiamond felt her arm and her neck. They were indeed quite crooked. "Oh, no!" EnderDiamond said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that unusual cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Gacie Grace said. "I got you a pie. It must have been that beautiful man who lives nearby. He acts a little Delicately, ever since he punched a dog."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" EnderDiamond sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Gacie Grace said willfully, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your arm is really mature like that."
"Really?" EnderDiamond dried his tears. EnderDiamond kissed Gacie Grace and it was an entirely graceful sensation, Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul,
And sings the tune
--
without the words,
And never stops
at all.
They spent the night having entirely graceful (cough cough), until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
