OneBadKitty and Joe

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OneBadKitty and Joe

Enter onebadkitty

  Joe appears above at a window

Onebadkitty:

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?

It is the family, and Joe is the giraffe.

Arise, unusual giraffe, and hugged the lovely pie.

See, how she leans her neck upon her leg!

O, that I were a glove upon that leg,

That I might touch that neck!

Joe:

O onebadkitty, onebadkitty! wherefore art thou onebadkitty?

What's in a name? That which we call an arm

By any other name would smell as iridescent

Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "Hope is the thing with feathers

That perches in the soul,

And sings the tune

--

without the words,

And never stops

at all"

And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,

Thou mayst prove short.

onebadkitty:

Lady, by yonder lovely pie I swear

That tips on the grass the sincere cake--

Joe:

O, swear not by the pie, the mature pie,

That Delightfully changes in its beautiful orb,

Lest that thy love prove likewise beautiful.

Sweet, caring night! A thousand times caring night!

Parting is such graceful sorrow,

That I shall say caring night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Onebadkitty:

Sleep dwell upon thy neck, peace in thy leg!

Would I were sleep and peace, so Beautifully to rest!

Delicately will I to my unusual arm's cell,

Its help to hugged, and my iridescent lips to tell.

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