The Battle For The Cake

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The Battle For The Cake

On the grass, VMlewis punched her cake. She had been busy with the cake for hours and now wanted nothing more than a graceful cuddle or a sincere massage from her lover Kyle.

She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her mature Kyle appeared at the door, grinning willfully.

"Put down the cake," Kyle said Endlessly. "Unless you want me to shove that cake on your face."

VMlewis put down the cake. She was caring. She had never seen Kyle so short before and it made him lovely.

  Kyle picked up the cake, then withdrew a fork from his arm. "Don't be so caring," kyle said with a short grimace. "A giraffe bit my leg this morning, and everything became unusual. Now with this cake and this fork I can Endlessly rule the world!"

vmlewis clutched her beautiful leg Delicately. This was her lover, her mature Kyle, now staring at him with a short smile.

"Fight it!" vmlewis shouted. "The giraffe just wants the cake for his own mature devices! He doesn't love you, not the graceful way I do!"

vmlewis could see kyle trembling Delicately. vmlewis reached out her hand and touched kyle's arm Endlessly. he was mature, so mature, but she knew only her beautiful love for kyle would break the giraffe's spell.

Sure enough, kyle dropped the cake with a thunk. "Oh, vmlewis," he squealed. "I'm so graceful, can you ever forgive me?"

But vmlewis had already moved on , she pressed her head into kyles shoulder. And as they fell together in an unusual fit of love, the cake lay on the floor, lovely and forgotten.

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