The Iridescent Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Gacie Grace and EnderDiamond went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Gacie Grace hit EnderDiamond in her leg with a big unusual iceball. It hurt a lot, but Gacie Grace kissed it Endlessly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really caring snow man!" Gacie Grace said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" EnderDiamond said. "That would be more lovely and politically correct."
"I know," Gacie Grace said. "We can make a snow giraffe. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up Beautifully and made a sincere snow giraffe. Gacie Grace put on a twig for the legs. The giraffe was almost as big as EnderDiamond.
"It looks beautiful," Gacie Grace said willfully. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," EnderDiamond said and held up a graceful hat. "I found this on the grass." She put the hat onto the giraffe's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the giraffe, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl
EnderDiamond screamed Delightfully and ran but the snow giraffe chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow giraffe punched her Delitefully..
"Nobody does that to my little Sweetie Pie," Gacie Grace screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow giraffe through the neck. It fell down and Gacie Grace kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" EnderDiamond said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The hat lay in the yard until a mature child picked it up and took it home.
