To Willfully Hug
_underpressure_ and her love were celebrating a graceful Valentine's Day together. _underpressure_ had cooked a mature dinner and they ate on the grass by candlelight.
"My darling," her lover said, stroking _underpressure_'s leg, "I have something for you." he gave a box to _underpressure_. "It is but a lovely token of my iridescent love."
_underpressure_ opened the box. Inside was a sincere ruby! She gazed at it Beautifully. Then she gazed at her lover Beautifully. "It's beautiful,"_underpressure_ said. "Come here and let me hug you."
Just then, an unusual crone sprang out of hiding and cackled "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a beautiful voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
her love read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my adopted sister."
They stared at each other Delightfully as the crone cackled some more._underpressure_ 's neck began to tremble. Then her love shrugged, pulled out a pie, and hit the crone on her arm. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" _underpressure_ said and kissed her lover Delicately. "This is a caring Valentine's Day!"
They Endlessly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they hugged each other all night long.
