Iris's POV
He is so annoying! He brings out the worst in me. I literally hate how he can make me so angry.
I lay down on my bed as my thoughts consume me. I decide to not bother myself and ask him, directly, the reason.
*1 unread message*
Nyaz : You free to chat? :D
I stare at the screen before deciding to reply
Me : Yeah. May I ask a question?
Nyaz : You already did once
Me : Oh God! Can I ask 2 questions?
Nyaz : That was the second one!
Me : Okay! Can I ask 4 questions?
I mentally pat myself for my intelligence
Nyaz : You already did!
Me : When??
Nyaz : NOW! HAHAHAHAHA
Me : UGH Are you gonna do the damn favour?
Nyaz : Ooh someone's not in a good mood
Me : And someone is making me feel too dumb
Nyaz : But hon, that's because you are one dumb of a person!
Me : WHATTT
Nyaz : The truth is bitter.
Me : Whatever
Nyaz : You really weren't kidding when you said that you loved the phrase 'whatever'
Me : Am I supposed to laugh?
Nyaz : You hurt my feelings, *cries*
Me : Awh boo, don't cry because everyone hates you.
Nyaz : Oh, I thought you were included in 'everyone'. But the fact that you love me to moon and back changes the other fact that you are included in 'everyone'
Me : Can I kill someone?
Nyaz : Please don't suicide!
Me : SARCASM HA HA, funny :/. Can I kill you?
Nyaz : Then the king of heaven will have to retire for I always rule everything!
Me : Sure, you rule stupidity, dumb attitude and bitchiness, all these qualities.
Nyaz : I know you are just saying that so you don't fall any further for me.
Me : Hah, fall for what? You? Lol, I have better business to do.
Nyaz : As if you do!
Nyaz : Anyways, what did one sea say to the other sea?
Me : Hello?
Nyaz : Nope! I am shore you cannot get this one
Me : Ughh! What did it say?
Nyaz : NOTHING! THEY JUST WAVED!
Me : .........
Me : That was the worst joke I ever came across
Nyaz : Don't be such a beach
Me : I will be blocking you any minute
Nyaz : HEY WAIT! THAT WAS HARRY! NOT ME!
Me : Harry?
Nyaz : Yeah, Harry, my friend..
Me : Whatever!
Me : That doesn't decrease my hate for you a bit, you ass!
Nyaz: I know, my sexy ass *wink* *wink*
Me : EW MY HOLY EYES! Now, will you do me the favour?
Nyaz : Uhmm.
Nyaz : YES, BUT
Me : But?
Nyaz : I know I got a sexy Butt, no need to remind me.
Nyaz : By the way, I'll answer your question only if you say "You are the hottest and sexiest guy I have ever met"
Nyaz : 6 times
Nyaz : Properly! *HAHAHA REVENGE GURL*
Me : You've gotta be kidding me man!
Nyaz: DO IT!
Me : OKAY!
Nyaz : Wow, you are actually curious to ask whatever you wanna ask for
Me : 1. You are the hottest and sexiest guy I have ever met.
2. You are the hottest and sexiest guy I have ever met.
3. You are the hottest and sexiest guy I have ever met.
4. You are the hottest and sexiest guy I have ever met.
5. You are the hottest and sexiest guy I have ever met.
6. You are the hottest and sexiest guy I have ever met.
Nyaz : Woah, you actually typed that, didn't you?
Me : YES! How did you know? :)
Nyaz : Because that one took you 15 minutes to type
Me : RUDEE
Nyaz : Hahahahaha you're so cute
Me : I know :D
Nyaz : And I'm such a professional liar!
Me : Ugh, you have to do that now!
Nyaz : Ask
Me : Now boy, answer truthfully
Nyaz : Yes Madam
Me : I will be asking you 10 questions. Just answer them as truthfully as you can!
Nyaz : *salutes* YES MADAM!
Me : Question 1. Do you have a girlfriend?
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YES, CLIFFHANGER! HA!
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