Iris's POV
I have to admit, this Nyaz guy is weird. He acts like he's some special guy!
*Beep*
Nyaz : Hey, uhm, I need a bit of help, from a female. Can you please?
Me : Do you think one 'please' is enough?
Nyaz : Ugh, what do you want?
Me : Be nice! Okay, I need at least 20 times 'please'
Nyaz : wtf
Me : okay bye!
Nyaz : NO WAIT!
Me : Go on
Nyaz ; *typing*
Nyaz : *typing*
Nyaz : *typing*.
Me : OH GOSH STOP TYPING "*TYPING*"!
Nyaz : HAHAHHAHHA
Me : Shut up! I want some 'please'
Nyaz : Please × 20, help my ass
Me : BE NICE TO ME! AND I WANT 20 PLEASES WRITTEN SEPARATELY!
Nyaz : okay!
Nyaz : 20
Nyaz : Pleases
Me : WHAT THE HELL MAN? I Want 20 please written like please please please and so on!
Nyaz : Please please please and so on!
Me : OH STOP ACTING DUMB YOU CLEVER CRIMINAL!
Nyaz : nice alliteration
Me : Thanks
Me : HEY WAIT STOP! I NEED MY 20 PLEASES
Nyaz : haha okay, please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please!
Me : Wait, lemme count.
Me : okay, good! Now ask for the help?
Nyaz : Can you come over and help Wal pick up a good dress for her date. Since Doni and Saf are out!
Me : Wal? Doni? Saf? Are those nick names?
Nyaz : Yeah, Saf is the youngest sis of mine, Wal is elder than her, then me and then Doni
Me : Oh yeah, tell me your address
Nyaz : And yeah, I might not be there when you come
Me : WHY?
Me : I meant why?
Nyaz : I am currently in Los Angeles
Me : BUT YOU WERE HERE LIKE 2 DAYS AGO!?
Nyaz : Yeah, I just had some work over here.
Me : Oh kay, do some sit ups
Nyaz : What?
Me : Yeah, do 4 sit ups and then I'll go to your house and help Wal
Nyaz : Done
Me : Liar!
Nyaz : Okay! I'll do! One minute!
Me : waiting
Me : Waiting
Me : WAITING!
Nyaz : Yeah done!
Me : LIARRRR
Nyaz : WHERE ARE YOU? IN MY BATHROOM? BALCONY? WHERE?
Me : Do them you lazy ass!
Nyaz : OKAY!
Nyaz : DAMN THAT WAS TOUGH! JUST 4 SIT UPS AND MY LEGS ARE SORE! I AM DAMN OUT OF SHAPE!
Me : Yep, now you have done them!
Nyaz : NOW GO AND HELP WAL OR SHE'LL KILL ME FROM BRADFORD!
Me : address?
Nyaz : one block away from you house, the first lane, yellowish three storied house
Me : Okay! Be there in 5!
Nyaz : Thanks! Text me when you reach there! Bye
Me : Bye! This pays off for the help you did to me
Nyaz : oh? Which one? Can't quite remember?
Me : SHUT UP BYE!
Nyaz : Hahaha bye!
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Texting Zayn Malik
Fanfiction"I have been in the bathroom for half an hour! Bring the tampons quickly!" "Uhm, who's this?" ®All Rights Reserved ©Copyright 2016 Completed √
