Zayn's POV
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This is not happening
But, am I ashamed of Perrie? No, I love her! She's my life!
So why can't I tell her that?
I think, I should tell her truthfully that I do have a girlfriend instead of just making her hang and wait for me.
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Iris : Nyaz? You there?
Iris : I asked you a question! Do you have a Girlfriend?
Iris : ANSWER ME!
Me : Uh yes.
Iris : Ok
Me : What happened?
Iris : What's her name?
Me : Whose? Whose name?
Iris : Your girlfriend's?
Me : lol I was just Kidding! Who would date meh?
Iris : Really?
Me : duh
Iris: Wow
Iris : I mean, nice.
Me : Yeah. So?
Iris : Yeah, Question 2. Have you ever been in love?
Me : Why are you asking me such questions?
Iris : Just
Iris : HEY! YOU CANNOT QUESTION A QUESTION!
Me : *surrenders* Nope *popping the p*
Iris : "Popping the P"
Me : So?
Iris : Nothing, Question 3. What's your height?
Me : Are you sure that you are not another paparazzi?
Iris : Yes, and even if I were, I wouldn't stalk you! I would stalk someone like Taylor Swift or One Direction
Me : OKAY! I'm 5'9"
Iris : Ooh, tall bad boy
Iris : So now, Question 4. What's your weight?
Me : I really really am starting to doubt your intentions
Me : VERY MUCH
Me : *totally creeped out*
Iris : Awh, just answer the damn question!
Me : Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm a human too? :'(
Iris : Dammit, answer or I leave!,
Me : 66kg :/
Iris : Good Boy
Me : Bad Boy*
Iris : Question 5. What's you job?
Me : Are you kidding me?
Iris : No :/
Me : Ugh, I am a small singer. I sing and earn money
Iris : Ooohhhhh! That's why you've sang in front of more than 1000 people!
Me : Yep!
Iris : Question 6. Do you believe in love?
Me : Kinda yes, kinda no.
Iris : Uhm, okay. So, Question 7. What are your hobbies?
Me : Art, Drama and a bit of English stuff
Iris : Oh wow, I can barely draw a straight line
Me : Duh babe. You know, my skin is brighter than your future.
Iris : Words cannot express my hate for you! Question 8. What's your idea of a perfect date?
Me : Are you sure you are not stalking me?
Iris : Boy, I have better business
Me : Oh really?
Iris : Yep
Me : I don't believe it
Iris : Ugh! Just answer the damn question!
Me : Uhm, I think, dinner at a fancy restaurant, then gazing at stars at rooftop followed by a cuddly night sleep
Iris : Sweet
Me : I know I am *wink*
Iris : Stop with the "*wink*"
Me : Nope, *wink*
Iris : Oh God, you are annoying as hell
Me : Ooh princess, don't curse
Iris : I AM NOT YOUR PRINCESS
Me : Okay Princess
Iris : Damn you, Question 9. Where are you now?
Me : At my home *wink*
Iris : Ugh Ugh Ugh! Question 10. Can I come over?
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