Iris's POV
I jumped on my bouncy bed. Don't blame me, I bet you love them too!
It was a long long day at work. But who cares when you love your job like I do?
I literally love working at the local publishing house. Even though I've been working here for like 2 years now, I still can't believe that I get paid for reading!
It's just awesome.
*Beep*
Can't a girl live in peace? Heck, can't a girl have a nice sleep without getting interrupted by a text notification?
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Nyaz : Hey
Me : Bye
Nyaz: HEY WAIT
Me : This better be important!
Nyaz : It is, very much
Me : So say what you wanna say
Nyaz : That's the lyrics of some song, copy cat :/
Me : You're saying as if I copied you! It's not your song
Me : Now tell, what do you want?
Nyaz : What got your panties in a twist?
Me : A good night sleep that I was having, interrupted by your text
Nyaz : WHO SLEEPS AT 7 PM? IT'S LIKE ALMOST AFTERNOON!
Me : I do, now tell whatever you want to, QUICKLY
Nyaz : This is gonna take some time
Me : What?
Nyaz : I'm actually not Nyaz
Me : So you're Harry? That guy who took Nyaz's phone that day?
Nyaz : No! I mean, Harry is Harry. He's a different person. I'm not Nyaz. I mean, I am the person that has been talking to you since the past 2 weeks but I'm not Nyaz
Me : The fudge?
Nyaz : Ugh, I am not Nyaz. Like, My name is not Nyaz. I didn't tell you my real name. My name is not Nyaz but still, I'm Nyaz.
Me : Are you out of your senses? Just read the text you sent me! It does not make ANY SENSE!
Nyaz : OKAY! I mean to say that I lied to you. My name is not Nyaz Kilam. And I am me. I mean to say, I am the guy you've been talking to but my name is not Nyaz
Me : My head is aching
Nyaz : UGH, How difficult can it be to understand that I'm not Nyaz?
Me : Haha, I'm just kidding! I know you're not
Nyaz : Oh quit the act. You didn't know. I mean, I apologise, okay! But don't you lie that you knew!
Me : Oh I do know!
Nyaz : Lies Lies everywhere
Me : It's okay! I forgive you
Nyaz : DO NOT LIE MISS
Me : Am not
Nyaz : Oh whatever
Me : It's Ok Zayn Malik, 23, The hot teenage sensation... uhm, worldwide.
Me : Did you have a heart attack baby? Because if you did then your fangirls will kill me *hides*
Nyaz : How did you know? How?
Me : HAHAHAHAHA I FEEL EVIL
Nyaz : HOW?
Me : Well Zayn, the girls know ;)
Nyaz : BUT HOWWW?
Me : Well, you gave me hints
Nyaz : I did not
Me : You did
Nyaz : When?
Me : Well, you're a "small" singer and you've sang in front of more than 1000 people? Not a nice one.
Nyaz : That was it?
Me : Nope. First of all, Nyaz does not sound like at name AT ALL.
Second, no small singers have meetings over for recording "albums".
Nyaz : Woah, you're observant.
Me : I even met Waliyha and Safaa. They're all over the net. Didn't you realise that I noticed?
Me : And the most important and major thing
Nyaz : Yeah?
Me : I'm so damn intelligent, not even Holmes could beat me!
Nyaz : So uhm
Me : What?
Nyaz : Aren't you angry or something that I lied to you?
Me : Lol I'm not a bitch Nyaz
Nyaz : I'm Zayn, why are you calling me Nyaz when you know that that's not my name!?
Me : Nyaz is cute. Even your name is saved as Nyaz in my contacts.
Nyaz : Oh. Well, I'm Zayn so that's why you wanted to meet me?
Me : Not really. I realised later that you were Zayn. Not exactly when you first said all that. Yesterday, I was sitting and thinking. And I was thinking. And thinking. And that's when it struck me
Nyaz : Ooh, nice
Me : Okay, I gotta go Zayn. I have to go to work tomorrow! Bbye
Nyaz : Bye sweetheart
Me : That absolutely didn't make me blush like a Cliché fanfic. Stop flirting!
Nyaz : Haha bye!
Me : Bye :D
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