Dinah- I would like to formally invite you to camilas birthday bash
Lauren- Isn't that this weekend? In LA? Around a lot of people? In LA? At yours and camilas house? In LA?
Dinah- Okay Lauren calm your amazing tits Dinah- I have an idea
Lauren- What's the master plan?
Dinah- You're gonna fly out, knock on the door, make out with camz, wish her w happy birthday and stay for the weekend. Genius I know.
Lauren- Slight problem Dinah
Dinah- I see no issue
Lauren- I'm broke and I don't wanna intrude on the girls birthday jeez
Dinah- Lauren the hoe doesn't stop talking about you. It's a problem and if she doesn't see you soon she might just go insane. And friendly reminder, this is my gift to chancho, so I'll pay for you to visit.
Lauren- Although that's super sweet I don't know Dinah... I'm normal and I'm sure everyone there will probably be VIP. I don't know if I'm comfortable with that...
Dinah- Then come the night after, please? I don't have any other gift to give to her. You're my only hope here.
Lauren- sigh, fine. On one condition
Dinah- What's that?
Lauren- I want a candid photo of my camz, please
Dinah- You asked the right person, hold on.
Dinah- Here we have a wild Camila cabello
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Dinah- In this photo we see camilas inner Karla
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Dinah- And here's a picture of the booty, for good measure
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