"how long is this trip supposed to fucking be." raven asked as she drank her ""water"" that haley packed for her only. "well we're going from canada all the way to miami." dr. quinton answered from the drivers seat of the van. "GRANDPA HAMMON D LIVES IN FUCKING FLORIDA???" dawson yelled, slamming his water bottle down because he hates cuba. "aren't you from florida?" brodicc asked, which only made dawson more mad. "iM MEXICAN YOU FUCK." dawson said before he threw brodicc onto the other side of the van. "how far is miami from florida?" josh asked, being the dumbass he is. "it's pretty close together, dad." merlinda told him with disappointment, knowing her dad was an idiot.
while merlinda was teaching her dad about the states, raven looked around the rv for gerrome. "where the fuck did gerrome go, that fuckin whore." she said looking under the carpet. "mom gerrome moved to pursue his dream of becoming a singer, he has the #1 song in the world." haley says prowd of her friend. "shut the fuck up i didnt ask you." raven said throwing her """water""" bottle at haleys head. it bounced back and hit raven in the head IMMEDIATELY causing a concussion. the whole rv cheered because they wouldnt have to hear raven talk anymore.
"you guys are always being so rude to each other. why don't we try to be nicer?" dylan asked, the only response being dawson slamming the fuck out of him and knocking him tf out. everyone cheered because now they wouldn't have to deal with either of them talking. "now that that's out of the way, lETS FUCKIN PARTY!!!!" haley yelled and anthony and josh let out a long, high pitched scream of excitement. merlinda punched both of them in the face because she honestly is just sick and tired of all of these fucking idiots.
suddenly anthony lunged himself towards the bulletproof window cracking it open immediately. "i thought i saw a lizard." he said fixing the window with staples. a couple minutes passed and the window looked as good as new. dylan and raven were back up now and were flirting hard af making the whole rv cringe. "i can be your bad boy-" dylan said throwing a dorito bag out the window. raven ended up crying. "why do you hate mother nature?" she said wiping her tear with 100 dollar bills. "STOP THE FUCKING BUS!!!!!" raven said jumping out of the window anthony earlier. "i love you mother nature-" raven said picking up the dorito bag and throwing it away properly.
"honestly, you're over dramatic." merlinda said to her hippie of a mother, just wanting to get this trip over with. "i dIDNT RAISE YOU TO BE FUCKING RUDE, MERLINDA." raven yelled as she threw the dorito bag at her ungrateful daughter, then picked it right back up. "hey guys, what's that in the distance?" haley said at the faint sounds of a guitar going "blinka blinka" and yelling and fighting. "is that gerrome?" anthony asked, pausing for a second, "... didn't he die?" "no you fucking idiot he left and never came back." dawson corrected him, making anthony cry immediately.
