"i can't believe merlinda has left. my own daughter!!" josh sobbed into his bottles of apple juice, raven and dawson patting his back ( dawson of course, mumbling a faint 'no homo' ). "it's not that bad, josh. at least we have less mouths to feed." he said, looking quite happy. anthony laughed himself back into the van and he and aj looked at each other, and then to raven. "you have osteoporosis??" they said in unison, except anthony screeched his. "yes, ever since i've watched the first episode of rugrats." aj then started to sob uncontrollably while anthony had a small tear drop ran down his face. a tear drop of apple juice. josh spilled his drink on his own son's head. "i can't wait to get home!! this was such a great trip with my family!!" grandpa hammond said in a forceful cheerful tone.
merlinda on the other hand had won the lottery of 1 trillion the next minute within leaving her sad excuse for a family, she then went to live in the world as a normal person.
raven and aj had to watch 50 videos of cats to cure raven's osteoporosis. luckily it didnt work and raven died. aj killed himself 2 seconds after with one of dawson's shotgun, dawson went to the adoption center and adopted 51 kids so he could be the Best Dad because he missed Raven but not that much. cameron didnt say no homo when giving dawson a handshake once and they ended up getting married. they stayed together for the rest of their lives until cameron accidently ate one of dawsons ak-47's and got seafood poisoning. haley went a second without succing a dick and died. the lizard that anthony ate earlier turned anthony into an actual lizard man and made anthony The World's most Powerful Lizard Man. his dad, josh being the proud fathers that he is supported anthony and they moved to iceland and lived a good life.
grandpa hammond became The Lord.
The end.
