"dADDY!!" haley yelled at her husband, gerrome, who walked out 10 years ago and sprinted off the rv and towards him. he was 10,000,00 miles away. "haLEY GET BACK HERE!!" raven yelled as she watched her ho of a child run off to get dicc. dr. quinton sighed and started up the rv, going 100 miles an hour just to catch up with her. when they got there haley was already there and succing his dicc. "god dammit haley, are we seriously starting this again?" merlinda asked as she stepped off the rv and in front of her, gerrome, and their two children darion and bartum.
"i just really miss his dicc." haley said literally eating his dicc. "what happened to you, boy you look like a computer moniter." dawson said trying to roast gerrome but embarrassing himself instead. "i have no money, im poor now." gerrome said, a tear slowly falling off his cheek. "well dont look at us tf we're not rich." josh said going back into the rv. merlinda sighed and shook her head. "ill talk to him." she said follwing after. "her dad is so dumb." anthony said proudly. "thats your dad too you fuckin dumbass." haley said throwing gerroms dicc at him.
"honestly that's disgusting." dawson said when he saw his daughter raven chugging a bottle of """water""" and dylan trying to stop her from chugging a third bottle because his wife has a drinking problem and she needs to stop. "baby, please." he said, and it resulted in raven throwing the fifth empty bottle at his head, giving him an immediate concussion. "im tired of all these fucking people." raven said as gerrome, haley and their two kids bartum and darion got onto the rv, the sounds of guitar, football, and dick succing filling the space. "so, we ready to go?" dr. quinton asked, starting and driving off either way.
"shIT." gerrome said as he fell on his guitar and fuccin broke it completely. "that was $1.43 wasted." he said wiping his eyes that were full of tears. "you guys," josh said eating an orange whole. "i have the best idea." "no one fuCCIN CARES." haley said throwing gerromes already broken gutair at his head but since josh's head was as solid as a rock it didnt hurt him. "we invented apple juice right, well what about ORANGE JUICE." he said sqeezing an orange til the juice came out. "this shit is fuckin nICE, who knew oranges have juice??" he said drinking it. "does your dad know it already exists or???" dawson said to merlinda. "let him live PLEASE." she said getting tired of everyone judging her dad.
"haha, josh is so dumb." anthony said, joining in late on the making fun of josh. merlinda looked straight at him and he immediately shut up, silent tears running down his face from fear. "how much longer till we get there?" raven asked, throwing a bottle at the back of dr. quinton's head. he sighed and stared at the road. "it's a three day drive." he said, obviously annoyed by these fucking idiots. "tHREE DAYS!!!" haley screeched, standing up from succing gerromes dicc with white all over her mouth. "is that fucking cum?" dylan asked, anthony smacking him in the back of the head. "no you idiot, it's fuckin marshmallow fluff."
"you're grounded." dylan said pulling anthony by the ear and into the closest trashcan. "stay in there until you learn how to not be a smartass." dyaln said closing the trashcan. "fuck you dad." anthony said crying silently in the trashcan. "we're here." dr quinton said while the rv made a loud SKRRR sound. "wtf?? it seems like 3 days ago was just seconds ago??" raven said absolutely stunned by how fast time went. "i guess you really have to just sit and enjoy the moment before its over." brodicc said smiling at his new family. "sHUT THE FUCK UP." dawson said throwing the trashcan with anthony inside it at him. "everyone get the fucc out." dr quinton said literally kicking everyone out.
