"honestly this hill is too fucking steep i think i'm about to die." haley complained as everyone walked up the small hill that lead to grandpa hammond's. "shut the fuck up, i walk up a hill everyday don't be a pussy bitch." merlinda told her, taking off her shoe and throwing it at the back of her head. it resulted in an immediate concussion. raven drank from her 10th bottle of vodka and sighed as she realized her failure as a mother. "it's okay, honey." dylan told her, patting her back and making her go forward 100 feet and straight into a large tree.
"uh oh speghettios," dylan said helping her up. "did you guys here about donald trump." josh said trying to make conversation. "if he becomes the president im moving to alaska." josh said trying to be funny. "that's part of america dad." merlinda said before anyone else could be mean to him. "fine, then ill move to hawaii." he said afterwards. merlinda, instead of correcting him again, took 40 aspirins and hoped for the best. suddenly everyone saw mountain dew cans and dorito bag of chips on the ground. "who the fuck are you." dawson said stunned by the homeless man.
"cameron?? is that you?" dylan said excitedly as he ran up to his long lost brother, hugging him tight. "this is fucking gay, you faggot." cameron said, shoving him away and tossing his half of broken skateboard at the front of his head. he fell over with an immediate concussion. "how many times is this going to happen?" raven asked, wondering how she ever ended with a stupid ass husband. how many mistakes would she make after the children she already had. "dad, can you carry dylan's stupid ass up to grandpa hammond's?" raven asked her dad dawson, who gruggingly picked him up and started catrying him up the hill.
"i can walk." dylan whined, getting punched by raven. "no you can't you're knocked out." "he smells like ketchup." dawson said with his face turning an unhealthy color of purple and blue. "im allergic to ketchup." he said crying. "is there a nurse here?" merlinda asked. "i'm a vegan!!" raven said, and everyone stared at her in disappointment. "here i have my permit so i can carry my gay as brother." camerom said holding him up instead. this is going to be a long trip.
