"What the Heck do you think you're doing!" Clark Yelled.
"No Homo." was lewis' simply reply.
So Lewis decided to choose a different tactic. He waited until morning. When they had woken, Clark had noticed Lewis was acting more homo than normal. since he noticed lewis's odd behavior, he decided to play along with it in the end. Lewis went in for a kiss, and clark kissed back. Lewis was ecstatic and a whole bunch of sloppy makeouts followed. the dog scared them when they were getting into it. Lewis was having too much fun. Clark was getting worried, but he continued to play along. THen Seaman the dog got mad. He barked a bark that sounded like "HA GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!" Lewis and Clark were astonished. stuff for a no risk trial and 55$ for free postage back to your program. WHAT DA HECK?!??!?! shhh advertisers need their space. Finally, the two explorers needed to continue their journey. they left and lewis was hoping for some romance~~
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Lewis & Clark: The No Homo Saga
FanfictionLets get one thing straight... Lewis and Clark aren't.