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This one girl I know (and her name is Jasper isnt that great) broke the cup holder in the truck and iTS STUCK LIKE THAT
Did I mention she's very stubborn
I was at the craft store
I told her I needed a lanyard
She told me get one from the craft store
I told her no, there is no lanyards here
She said yes
I said no ITS A CRAFT STORE
She moved me aside and asked the worker
Worker said no
She bought powerade and leFT
She spent 2 hours inquiring about the gym, spent all of our money oN SHOES and then maDE US JOG HOME
She makes me go to Crossfit with her
sHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT I DO NOT SLEEP AND I WILL NOT PARTAKE IN ANY EXERCISE
this is making me very grumpy all week
Also she stole my eyeliner I want to kill her that's my eyeliner I don't use. MINE.
Okay but today someone threw milk (mOLK) at me so I slid it across the table aND KNOCKED OVER SOME BOYS POG CAN aND HE STOOD UP AND WALKED OVER TO ME AND I'M INTERNALLY DYING BECAUSE I AM BELOW 5 FEET AND HE IS LIKE 5'6 SEND HELP
okay and Jasper here comes along and is like the tallest kid she's pretty much 6 feet or so wow I KNOW
AND SHE GRABS THE BOY BY THE COLLAR AND SITS HIS ASS DOWN LIKE WOAH OKAY
she's the tallest school bully and I'm the new kID WHO'S ALSO THE SHORTEST ONE IN SCHOOL LIKE HELP PLEASE
Also Azzy says she has feelings for me bUT AAAAAA
We care about each other bUT WE HATE EACH OTHER AAAGGHH I DONT WANT ANOTHER DAMN PROTEIN SHAKE IN MY SIGHT
