Anyway I'm at the airport I think we're gonna board the plane
I left the cats with Jasper aND MY POOR BABY TIGER IS LITERALLY CRYING
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Starbucks and my lame face
(Honesty those glasses make me see blurry but I wear them for pictures because my good glasses aRE GIANT)
I also left my birbs with Jasper aND SHE IS HARASSING FLUFF (Fluff is my little birb who's either really fat or has really fluffy feathers)
DO NOT HARASS MY CHILDREN
I left my turtle at the beach because he just kinda
Stays there
Why did I leave my children I want to go back for them
Also I think I have bee children now because there's this beehive in the parking lot and idk the bees kinda follow me and I bring them flowers and I like bees now what
Today I was in the car aND A WASP CAME IN AND IT WAS ON MY FOOT AND I STUCK MY FOOT OUT THE WINDOW AND LOST MY SLIPPER
I have a pet spider I named him Spoops he's a cane spider, he eats cockroaches
I forgot my earphones this is a tRAGEDY
No its a sin
Where the hell is Azzy and I's mom she left us while I was playing the lego movie video game WHERE DID SHE GO
Also I had to fix lil lappy her wings fell off I hot glued them back on
I bURNT MY ENTIRE HAND IN THE PROCESS
The things I do for these damn plastic things
Anyways I didn't want to put her in the hell box
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So I put her in a separate box with some lapis earrings because I was afraid her wings would break off again
Also my birbs pecked all over my arms I had to get ice packs
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I have 5 of these don't tell me I can't have them tRY ME
I ship legos and make them gay you can't do anything about it fITE ME
