Fontcest Oneshots

Crack Story

Do not take this story seriously
While it is not  offensive, it is incredibly stupid

Papyrus rushed upstairs to Sans's room and banged on the door. "Hello from the other side." exclaimed Papyrus. "Go Away!" yelled Sans. "Sans, I never see you anymore. Come out the door, it's like you've gone away" said Papyrus. Papyrus heard some stomping before Sans swung open the door. His eyesockets were all watery, indicating he has been crying. "Sans, what's wrong?" asked Papyrus, his voice laced in concern. Sans swiftly casted his eyes away. "It's nothing. I'm fine, Pap" reassured Sans. "Sans, I can tell when you're lying to me." replied Papyrus. Sans sighed, he knew Papyrus wasn't going to go away anytime soon. He moved out of the way,big enough for Papyrus to enter the room. Papyrus entered the room and Sans closed the door behind him. "What's wrong?" repeated Papyrus. Sans took a deep breath. "I'm scared to get close and I hate being alone." said Sans.  "Sans, I can help you but you have to let me. Let me be the one to." said Papyrus. "There's something else." said Sans. "What is it?" asked Papyrus gently. Sans blushed, "It's nothing!" exclaimed Sans quickly. "Sans, it's okay. You can tell me anything." encouraged Papyrus. Sans hesitated before closing his eyes and blurting out his answer. "IreallylikeyouPapyrus!" exclaimed Sans. "Whoa, Sans. Calm down. Go slow." said Papyrus. Sans nodded. "I love you, please don't hate me." said Sans, his eyesockets squeezed shut. "Aw, Sans. I love you,too. Why would I ever hate you? You're my brother." replied Papyrus. Sans shrank back. "Pap, I..I l-love you more than a b-brother." said Sans. Papyrus froze. 'Is this why Sans hid away from all the time?' thought Papyrus. Sans misunderstood Papyrus's silence for disgust. "I'm so sorry. You probably think i'm disgusting." said Sans. Papyrus shook his head. "No, Sans! I-I love you too as more than a brother." admitted Papyrus, blushing profusely. "Pap, you don't need to lie to me." said Sans, standing up. He turned to leave with his head down. Papyrus grabbed his arm. "Papyrus,let me go." said Sans. "No,Sans. Let me love you until you learn to love yourself." said Papyrus. Sans looked back at Papyrus with tears in his eyes. "You r-really love me?" asked Sans. Papyrus nodded and smiled. Sans launched himself into Papyrus's arms. "Papy! You don't know how happy I am." exclaimed Sans, sobbing into Papyrus's shoulder. Papyrus smiled. "Well, the Great Papyrus is the best at making people happy." replied Papyrus. Sans looked at Papyrus and smiled.

**********************Time Skip (hope you're ready for the dumbness)**********************

Papyrus and Sans were laying down on the couch, enjoying each other's company. "Sans,Take me into your loving arms." exclaimed Papyrus. Sans laughed. "I'm too lazy." replied Sans. Papyrus huffed. "I should have except that from a lazybone." said Papyrus. Sans's smile vanished instantly. He clutched his soul. Papyrus had just insulted him. He was stupid to think this would work. "Sans, what's wro-" started Papyrus but Sans was gone. Papyrus was up in an instant. "Sans! SANS!!!" shouted Papyrus, searching frantically around the house for Sans. Papyrus ran outside and began calling for Sans. After making a number of trips to different places and almost losing his voice for yelling so much, he finally found Sans in Waterfall. "There you are." exclaimed Papyrus. Sans jumped and fell down. "Papyrus! What are you doing here?" asked Sans. "I was looking for you. Why did you run off?" asked Papyrus. "Because I knew it. You didn't like me. You were just pretending." said Sans. Sans looked at the ground. "Sans, Look at me." said Papyrus firmly. Sans was shocked, he had never heard Papyrus speak so serious. Sans looked to meet Papyrus's firm gaze. "Sans, do you think I would ran through the whole underground, yelling all the way?" asked Papyrus. Sans was about to say something when Papyrus interrupted him. "You gotta go and get angry at all my honesty. You know I try but I don't do too well with apologies. I hope I don't run out of time, can someone call referee?" sang Papyrus. "Papy-" started Sans. "Cause I just need one more shot at forgiveness. I know you know that I've made those mistakes, maybe once or twice. By once or twice, I mean maybe a couple of hundred times. So, let me oh let me redeem myself tonight. Cause I need one more shot at second chances" sang Papyrus. "Papyrus, if there's anyone who needs to redeem themselves, it's me." said Sans. "Is it too late now to say sorry? Cause you're missing more than my spaghetti." sang Papyrus. Sans, despite himself laughed at the spaghetti line. "Yea, I know all that I let you down. Is it too late to say I'm sorry now?" asked Papyrus. "Aw, Pap! You will never let me down." said Sans. He stood and took Papyrus's hand. " I'm sorry I ran away." said Sans. "It's okay. I forgive you." said Papyrus, taking Sans into his arms. Sans teleported them both home. " I love you." said Papyrus. Sans blushed. "I-I love you too." he replied, smiling hugely. "Now take me into your loving arms." exclaimed Papyrus. Sans chuckled before taking Papyrus into his arms. " I don't want another pretty face. I don't want just anyone to hold, I don't want my love to go to waste. I want you and your beautiful soul." said Sans softly.Sans  turned to him and lightly kissed Papyrus. Papyrus was stunned before covering his face with his hands. Sans laughed at his embarrassment. "My first kiss went a little like this." said Sans, still laughing. The next thing Sans knew he was on his back with a pillow on his face.