My Story

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Date: June 10th
Subject: Me. . . I guess(?)

One thing that I've never really explained in this journal is how I'm alive, exactly.

You know the story about how Dipper made a bunch of clones and their only weakness was water. Well, that's the thing. A clone's only weakness is water, so the soda I accidentally drank only half-destroyed me (or something like that)

I was gone for a while, then Weirdmageddon came.

After Bill was destroyed and everything went back to normal, everything that was harmed by the Oddpocalypse was restored to its original condition, and so was I.

It was weird. It was like in super hero movies how the hero is somehow accidentally affected by a radioactive experiment and gains superpowers.

Except instead of radioactive waste, it was Pitt-Cola. And I didn't gain any superpowers- I just gained the ability to not die when I come intact with water like the rest of the clones.

Which also explains to you why I didn't die when I went swimming last night.

So yeah, that's how Tyrone Pines came to be.

This is Ty the Clone signing off for the day.

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