NotHuman: Morning!
Reader: Good morning (⁎˃ᴗ˂⁎)
NotHuman: Have you eaten breakfast already?
NotHuman: You take ages to type.
Reader: Of course! Breakfast is the most vital meal for the day!
NotHuman: Nerd ( ゚∀゚)アハハ
Reader: Bully TT.TT
Atsushi kept peeking at Dazai, sweat dropping whenever the older male would release a boisterous laughter.
Atsushi slowly crawled to Kunikida's desk, keeping his glance on Dazai.
"Kunikida-san, Dazai-san's scaring me." He whispered.
"I'm not that scared anymore." The blonde casually said, typing on his laptop. "He has been like that for almost two months now. I never expected him to be able to feel such things."
"Such things?"
"Isn't it obvious? Flushed cheeks, happy smile, vibrant aura, no desire for a suicide attempt..."
"You mean...?"
"He's drunk."
"... I don't think that's it, Kunikida-san."
"Then what?"
"It..."
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"But doctor!" The little boy whined, grasping on my lab coat tightly. "I don't want the checkup to end! I want to stay here!"
His mother gave me an apologetic smile as she tried to drag her son away from me.
I released a small chuckle, patting the boy's head. "You can come visit again next month."
"But for now, be a good boy." I continued, handing him a small lollipop. "Okay?"
The little boy sniffed but soon nodded, taking the lollipop.
"...Promise?"
"Promise."
They left the clinic afterwards, the mother bowing to me a couple of times. There's nothing really to be ashamed of. Kids are like that. That's what makes them adorable and annoying at the same time.
Beep
Oh! A message from him!
I took out my phone from my pocket and scrolled through the messages I missed while doing a checkup.
NotHuman: I accidentally stepped on a cat's tail.
NotHuman: It scratched me! Haha! ( ゚∀゚)アハハ
NotHuman: Hey, are you alrigjy?
NotHuman: Why aren't you replying?
NotHuman: DID YOU GET ABDUCTED BY ALIENS?
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