"A man got caught by the net!"
"Hurry! Hoist him up!"
The whole crew slowly hoisted the net up, revealing a young man wearing a brown trenchcoat, bandages around his arms, and an attire suited for a waiter. His hair is brown and at neck length that seems to fly in various direction despite the fact that it was drenched. He also has brown eyes and a fair complexion. His eyes are wide open and a smile is etched on his face.
The fishermen had their mouths wide open.
Who the hell is he?
"I'm going to die - wait." The male pouted. "Why did you help me up!?"
He jumped off the net and landed on the large boat safely.
"Another failed attempt, huh?" He muttered, scratching the back of his head.
"YOU DAMNED DAZAI-!!!!"
"Oooh! Kunikida-kun!" Dazai leisurely answered, waving at the enrage person calling for him.
Kunikida grabbed Dazai by the collar and started to strangle him, clogging the poor male's airway.
"We're behind schedule because of you!"
"Oops?" Then came a choking laughter.
Dazai Osamu. Date of birth is 19th of June. His occupation is a detective in the Armed Detective Company. His ability known as "No Longer Human". His current goal in life is to be able to commit double suicide together with a beautiful woman.
When in Rome, do as the Romans do. And so, he decided to use the most famous social networking site, BookFace.
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11:43 pm
NotHuman: Looking for a beautiful woman to commit double suicide with ^=^
Thatguy has joined the chat.
Thatguy: wtf
ReiHot has joined the chat.
Whatever has joined the chat.
DatBoi has joined the chat.
Reader has joined the chat.
ReiHot: Is this your kink or smh?
Whatever: This dude is bonkers!
DatBoi: Lolz he should be blocked.
NotHuman: Hey ^=^; I don't intend to offend people
NotHuman: or do I?
Thatguy: jus go kill urself
Whatever: that's right.
NotHuman: been there, done that.
NotHuman: that's why it's losing its appeal already (;>_<;)
Whatever: This guy is crazy.
NotHuman: Why, thank you!
NotHuman: I aim to please!
Whatever has left the chat.
NotHuman: Aww!
DatBoi: Creep!
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The Perfect Double Suicide (Dazai X Reader)
FanfictionDazai Osamu, a die hard fan of suicide, wanted to find a beautiful woman to commit a double suicide with. He searched high and low but now, it's time to search in the middle: the internet. -------------- (Bakamono: I don't own Bungou Stray Dog...
