The Perfect Double Suicide (Dazai X Reader)

Epilogue A

Should I enter? Should I not enter? Should I enter? Should I not enter? Should I...?

"Maybe I shouldn't!" I cried out in frustration, clutching on the lunchbox I was holding tightly.

Dazai told me that he can't meet me in our usual lunch place that's why I decided to visit him myself. It took me a lot of courage to ascend the stairs to their office room but it seems like it will take ten years of my life to enter the room itself.

I can clearly hear the loud playful banter just behind this wooden door. Disrupting their fun would make me feel really guilty.

"I should just go home." I finally decided, turning my back from the door.

"Could you be...?" 

It was a beautiful woman with a butterfly pin on her hair. She seems familiar.

"Miss...?"

It was the girl that was glaring at me. She's going to insult me. I can already see it coming. It's because I was too noisy. It's because I don't have any consideration towards the people around me.

She found me to cast her revenge!

"A-ah!" I squealed out.

My vision blurred, followed by my mind losing control of my body. Everything went dark.

'I just hope that the lunchbox is still alright.'

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"Wait, so she fainted when she saw Yosano-san?" a chirpy male voice asked. "Well, I can't blame her- Just kidding, don't look at me like that."

"Why did she faint though?" and came a feeling of someone poking my cheek.

"I think she remembers me from the subway incident."

"Wow. She's pretty. She reminds me of the sun!"

"Or snow. I think snow suits her better."

"Brother, I don't like that tone you're giving!"

"H-huh?"

...

I have been faking my sleep for almost half an hour now. My head started to itch and I don't have the nerve to scratch it for they might know that I've been faking.

Dazai is not around so no one can cover for me to escape. What should I do?

"Armed Detective Agency?" I asked.

He was humming random tunes as he swayed our clasped hands back and forth.

"Yup! I work there!" he answered. "All my coworkers in there show so much potential. Dull days aren't present- who am I kidding? There are dull days but most days are fun."

"... Are they nice?"

"Hmm... I guess so." he closed his eyes as if he was in deep thought. "If they were to see you, they'll probably gush and ask why you're so adorable."

I rolled my eyes. "Stop flattering me."

"I'm not flattering you. They'll accept you just like how they would accept a new member."

Should I grab the opportunity presented to me then?

I just don't need to overthink and do it.

I slowly opened my eyes, squinting to adjust my vision to the light.

"Oh. She's up!"

I sat up, clutching on my head -and secretly scratching it-.

"...I-I'm sorry for fainting." I softly apologized, bowing.

"Now, now. Don't sweat over it. Yosano-san is really scary if you ask me."

I glanced at the male who just spoke. He reminds me of a

"Cat." I blurted out, making me cover my mouth.

The white haired guy next to me stifled a laughter as the person I called a cat remained unaffected, munching on the bag of chips he's holding. The woman in the subway was leaning on the wall, merely giving a defeated smile. Next to her was a male with a girl clinging on his arm.

"Do you remember me?" the white haired guy asked. "I called you when Dazai-san tried to commit suicide once. My name is Atsushi Nakajima."

"Oh! I remember!" I smiled, giving him another bow. "Thank you for taking care of Dazai till now."

"Please don't bow! He's the one who took care of me, after all." Nakajima said.

I gave my small greeting, introducing myself in the process. After that, I managed to catch all their names.

Everyone was lively and I found myself slowly opening up to them. It feels like they have the magic Dazai also has. The difference is that Dazai has a way more powerful effect on me.

"Darling?" a familiar voice called out.

The voice I can never get tired off. The voice of the person I love.

"I told you that I don't like pet names." I lightly scolded as I watch him walk over the couch where I am seated.

"Hmm. Really?" he asked. "Why are you blushing then?"

"It's... Embarrassing." I whispered.

"So cute~" he cooed, leaning to give my forehead a kiss. "Don't get mad now, Darling. I love you."

"...I love you too." I whispered.

"Wow." Nakajima suddenly interjected.

...I forgot that there are other people with us. How dumb can I get!?

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