Energizer Bunny

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I slid on some gray shorts and a maroon v-neck tee shirt, and threw my hair into a messy bun. I put a thin layer of mascara on, after realizing my face doesn't have any pimples or blemishes so I'm going to stick to minimal makeup. I added mint Chapstick and grabbed my maroon vans. I tried to do the thingy where you sit on the railing and slid down. Nope not a good idea. I wound up falling off and tumbling down the stairs. I laid there just laughing at my idiotic idea. I heard a herd(get it) running forward me. I didn't move and just kept laughing. I started saying ow when my stomach hurt so much from laughing as hard as I was. I finally opened my eyes(i was crying so hard) and saw a bazillion confused faces above me. Well not really just One Direction, Uncle Simon and 5 Seconds of Summer. Wait a minute!!!!
"Uncle Si!" I yelled jumping up from my spot on the floor. I was wrapped in his arms in a hug. You see Uncle Simon and I are close. Like so close that the guys though he was my brother instead of Harry at one point. I released him from my steel grip and saw a bunch of confused faces.
"What did I do?" I said slowly backing away from them.
"What was that thud?" Harry said angrily.
"Me."
"Why?"
"I tried to do the slide thingy on the railing." All the guys looked at Blondie and burst into laughter as Luke blushed a crimson red.
"What's so funny?" I asked when they all stopped laughing.
"Do you realise how many times Luke has done the same thing but his long legs have gotten caught on something and made him fall down?" Zayn said still chuckling. I looked at Luke who looked embarrassed. I walked over and hugged him.
"It's okay my noodle. I like that your so tall." I said hugging him. Oops. I forgot I haven't told him about my crush. It's just a little one.*spreads arms as wide as they go to emphasise my point. Sarcasm people* I started hopping around like a bunny. Why you might ask? How about I have no idea. I just felt like it. Okay? Okay.
I started singing the Peter Cottontail theme song. I swear they looked at me like I belonged in a mental hospital.
"I wanna be drunk when I wake up!" I yelled. Every single person laughed at me. Finally Uncle Si grabbed my shirt and stopped me from moving. I kept bouncing. I suddenly stopped. I leaned real close to him and said....*wait for it* "THE ENERGIZER BUNNY DOES CRACK!!!!!"

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Hey guys short chapter I'm sorry but I'm doing this while doing math Homework. High school has been crazy. I'll try to update more! Go read the other stories!

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