Marauder Moments
“Hey Moony, how come we never cuddle?” Sirius asked out of the blue, giving Remus a sulky pout.
Remus stared at him for a moment, debating on whether or not the teen was serious (no pun intended). “….Because we’re both blokes?”
“Oh, yeah. Forgot about that.”
Remus chose to ignore that statement in favor of returning to his book.
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“Hey Jamsie boy?” Padfoot said, plopping down next to his bestest buddy. “How come we never cuddle?”
“Cause we both have penises.”
“Hmm. Right you are good sir. Right you are.”
Thus the two began a six-hour long game of exploding snap.
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“Oh Wormsie!” Sirius called out, running to catch up with the boy.
Peter stopped, waiting for him. “Yeah Pads?”
“How come we never cuddle?”
Wormtail stared at him for a moment, then deciding this was some kind of prank, continued on his way to class.
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Sirius went up to Lily, hands on his hips. “Ha! In your face! I’ve asked three other blokes and they’ve all agreed that guys cuddling is weird! I don’t care what happens in your girly-books, but real men never ‘hold each other for the sheer need of comfort!’”
Lily sighed. “Did you bother to ask anyone besides one of your Marauder friends?”
“Of course not! That would be weird.”
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Marauder Moments
FanfictionMoments in the Marauders' lives. “Blimey mate, these nicktoons are the shit!” // "...Peter and Remus got no answer except Sirius’s hysterical laughter and James’s mad muttering about ‘bloody evil rocks.’"
